"Being of sound mind and endangered body..." -Hawkeye
			I am Zoltan! Queen of the Gypsies! Let my People go!! Sirs, Ma'ams, I'm crazy! Nuts! I should be out! My mother's dying of smallpox, my father has a rare flesh-eating disease, my nine siblings are counting on me to provide for them, especially young Maria who's been crippled!  I'm not cut out for the army! I want to go home! I deserve this Section Eight! Please, just sign here...
				Sure I'll Sign Your Section 8: Click Here!
				No way! You're a pervert! Click Here!
	Klinger, as a girl stares at his dress: "This is what happens to you when you don't eat your vegetables." The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan