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Top 10 Reasons Clinton Should be Impeached


1. Paula Jones (need I say more)

2. Illegal Asian Campaign Contributions

3. Whitewater

4. FileGate

5. Lincoln Bedroom Affair

6. Greg Livingstone

7. The nonrelease of medical records

8. Laundering of money in California

9. Mena Arkansas

10. Vince Foster


WEBSTER'S CLINTONESE - TO - ENGLISH DICTIONARY (FIRST EDITION)

CLINTONESE ENGLISH

"My fellow citizens" = "Suckers"

"I didn't inhale" = "I think you're all idiots"

"goals" = "lies"

"broad-based contributions"="taxes"

"investing in our infrastructure"="pork-barrel spending"

"spending cuts"="decimating the military"

"jobs program"="military base lay-offs"

"Vietnam"="where?"

"Attorney General"="the first semi-qualified woman I could find without a criminal record"

"God bless America"="God help us, 'cause I don't have a clue"