Just in case your wondering and your probably not.......

Killer Pug is a comic strip I created when I was in fifth grade (six years ago) all comics were dodgerly draw badly written and rather violent....its surprising the yanks didn't think of it first(no offence). It was also a compilation of many other superhero stories i.e. KP had a pugmobile a sidekick etc. Needless to say it never went to print but I'm working on it.

The idea was that Killer Pug was a pug that slept in a nuclear waste dump and subsequently mutated into a humanoid, muscle bound psychotic superhero(why do mutants always become humanoid in these things). He had a sidekick called mutt that was a normal dog which had been dumped by his owner. Killer pug - rather like the "Goodies" worked on a on call basis a kind of hero-for-hire and as a result most episodes started in the office with KP waiting for a call. Episode guide:If you're still awake these are all of the killer pug episodes.

The Beginning.KP meets sidekick Mutt KP makes a machine that kicks Mutt's abusive former owner out the door with a large boot then clubs him over the head with a baseball bat.

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Optus Sux.KP gets a called from someone who has been over charged by Optus(telephone company). Contains the phrase 'O.K. Optus suck my kiss'(?!) whatever that means.

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Killer Moose. A Moose whom Killer Pug mistakes for Bullwinkle is running around with a hand held nuclear missile launcher(?!).Mutt bites KM and he drops the launcher firing the missile. KP catches it and it explodes but in true cartoon style merely screams 'ow thats smarts' and it blows KM to pieces.

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Bill's Big Gun Shop. KP and Mutt find that their weapons arsenal is rather depleted(only containing a knife and fork, peashooter, water gun and a small knife). They go to a gun shop and when they find they don't have enough money to buy the big bomb gun(a missile launcher)they shoot Bill.

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0055-666.The Devil makes an appearance when Killer Pug wins a week in hell.

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Psycho M.D. Killer Pug puts an ad in the paper for another sidekick, he hires a psyhco doctor guy(that never shows up in later comics).

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Someone sends KP a letter complaining about his bad dress sense. He goes to Fart Mart(toilet humor being the highest form of comedy at age 10) a buys exactly the same costume he wore before. This is probably the worst of a bad bunch.

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Killer Moose on the loose. Killer Moose back from the dead escapes from jail. KP and KM pull increasing larger weapons on each other until Killer Pug gets bored and punches the Mooses head of along with the Cornflakes slogan "the simple things in life are often the best."

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Indecent Proposal. Someone calls killer pug complaining that Rupert Murdoc is trying to buy their wife for a million dollars. Killer Pug lures Murdoc out a third story window with a bag of money to fall on some large spikes on which he is grotesquely impaled.

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In the Army. KP enrols in the army. Arrives 10.00am starts war at 10.01am by sending a missile to the UN HQ. KP swallows a bomb and has his head blown off but merely calls for some sticky tape.

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re-writes an ad for Nescafe(one with panpipe music etc.) that becomes more an add for pot rather then coffee.

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And that thank God(or which ever supreme deity you believe in) is all until I can be bother to actually make it good. Keep in mind I was only 10 when I wrote this stuff so it seemed pretty good at the time(as did this web page). The picture up above was created by sticking an altered pug head to the body of a U.N. peace keeper in Bosnia. More picures can be seen if you click on the link below including Darth Killer Pug.