Welcome to Sunny Bosnia!!!


Are you sick of not fearing for you life EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY.....if so (other than seeking professional help)you should go on and enjoy SUNNY BOSNIA. Stay with Deadwish Tours and your sick twisted idea of a holiday can come true. You'll stay in all the style and comfort of the recently mortar bombed...

HOTEL LA SHITSKI

Lovely rooms with a beautiful view of war torn Bosnia. Each room has air conditioning and has been given a five star seal of comdemnation by Bosnia Travel Magazine.Bring your car too there's plenty of parking space with our new revolutionary inclined parking lot.


"Am I inside the line or should I straighten up a little bit."
"I'll get out and check *click* *thud* Ow!"
Also the hotel provides a seperate honeymooners suite.

-"did the earth move for you honey?"
-"no that was just another mortar bomb you're not THAT good!"

Of course weird sickos like you won't want to be stuck in the fabulous Hotel La Shitski all day-and you won't. Bosnia has plenty of fun activities like Ride for your life.


Ride around with the harrowing sound of machine gun fire that threatens to blow your freaky little head off at any second. We'll provide you with a rusty old one speed bike, gunfire and your legs will do the rest as you ride like the clappers to an almost certain death.

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