What does TSCM have against chickens?
You know chickens have had it too good for too long.
Oh yes animal rights activists will tell you battery
hens are kept in squaled unsanitary conditions
but this is a ploy by the chickens to keep their
human sub-ordinates at bay. Yes you heard right
chickens rule the world. They are subtle about it but
never the less are the actual rulers.'Why did the chicken cross the road?' you ask. To get to a Chickens for World Domination(CfWD) meeting no doubt! They are in fact
Our Sadistic Chicken OverLords. In short it's time we
fought back STOP BEING A MANIPULATEE AND BE A
MANIPULATOR!!!
You sound like a raving nutcase what proof is there that chickens are our overlords?
Have you ever pondered who invented the rubber chicken-a
chicken of course. Rubber ckickens are sex toys invented for
lonely roosters with strange fetishes, a harmless human sight
gag I think not!
Yeah so what you still sound like a complete lunatic...
Yeah well you sound like a total prick.
Oooh the nutjob is getting testy
Look this is meant to be a FAQ not a petty debate.
Well don't look at me, your writing the bloody thing I can't help it if you get in a fight with yourself and lose.
I guess you've got a point there.
No YOU'VE got a point there I AM YOU.
Now your just being confusing.
Well you've only got yourself to blame you never were much good at anything. Mother said you'd never be good at anything and look here you are writing a web page trying to convince people that chickens run the world.
Yes thats right I did say that didn't I.
Oh no not mumsee wumsee
Now now Pursiville don't be like that
MUM don't use my real name in front of my friends, its The Sadistic Chicken Manipulator now
Don't be so bloody stupid Pursy now come here there are some nice men in white coats coming to take you away.
You mean I can sleep in my nice room all covered in pillows.
Thats right Pursy come along now. Sorry web surfers its just that he gets a bit carried away when he hasn't had his medication. Now say goodbye to the nice people Pursy.
Goodbye*suck**suck*.
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