THE FINAL STANDINGS FOR CYCLE ONE:
Seapunky: killed by Doibr
Eight: killed by Spinnwebe
Cuitlahac: killed by Stacey
Doibr: killed by Spinnwebe
krizteen: killed by Cindy's trap
James: killed by Eight
Ken: killed by Cindy
P.A.S.:killed by Erin
Erin: killed by Eight
Stacey: killed by Eight
Cyd: killed by Ken
Spinnwebe: VICTORIOUS!
P.A.S.'s body was left to rot in the lake. No one ever came and asked about it.
Cuitlahac's body was claimed by a man in an orangutan suit for purposes unknown.
The corpses of Ken and Doibr were donated to science.
Mollie's corpse was used to model alternative clothing on the runways in Paris... a month of decomposition, and she's still in better shape than most of those models.
Cindy's corpse was claimed by a sad, lonesome Venezuelan, who bore her out to sea on a boat lit up with candles.
krizteen's body was claimed by the Vengaboys and used as a sort of mosh-doll.
Stacey's body was buried in the New Mexican desert, which her ghost haunts to this day.
Erin's corpse was frozen in ice and shipped back to his homeplace of Alaska, where his friends will inter him into a mountain, so that he might one day return.
James' body was gathered together, placed in a plastic bag and incinerated, because it made everyone sick to look at.
As per his will and testament, Eight's body was ground into powder and placed in the pepper shaker of his killer. Yes, Spinnwebe, those eggs DID taste funny.
As for the victor, Spinnwebe has not yet been offered the vast array of modeling opportunities, movie deals, and illicit sex that fame usually portends, however he remains optimistic that one day soon, all that will be his. He also believes that one day soon he will finally apprehend the Joker.
Spinn: this one's for you.
