Jazzsoda: It's okay, Hon, we all have our crosses to bear. You're a Thundercat, I'm a Baldwin. We're all people inside. |
Artanas: "Let me introduce myself.......i'm Doctor Scholls and.........." |
Artanas: "YOU, Mr. Godzilla, are SOOOOO dead...." |
Hippie: Tonight on "Sightings," shots of Johnny Cash showing off a KFC lunch he got for less than $4. Okay, it's not really AMAZING, but still really interesting! |
Occupant: Billy Crystal: Boy Coroner |
JoeCrow: OK, OK, Whatever the Monopoly Guy wants, the Monopoly Guy gets...Sheeez |
Occupant: The rare Kolchak/Greatest American Hero crossover episode. |
Occupant: Edgar Winter for Alpo. |
bosko: Call now if you think my character should come out of the closet |
Hippie: We'll find him, keep looking! Jack you take the right, El Debarge, you take the left! |
Occupant: That Quentin Tarentino is HUGE! |
Hippie: Jonathan Brandis, you little bastard! Did you put Vasoline all over my steering wheel on purpose? You BETTER say YES! |
Hippie: Tracy Takes On... Beatniks. |
Jazzsoda: And don't forget to call in, folks, King Friday will be here all week to answer your questions on love and finance! |
bosko: Don't litter or I shall cry |
Hippie: Eraserhead made millions from Don's program. |
Artanas: Buzz Lightyear to the rescue! |
PhineasBog: Anthony Robbins -- Supercop. |
Hippie: Hi, I'm Tom Wopat. Are you tired of going minutes, even HOURS without Pez? So was I... but not anymore! And some friends of mine are gonna tell you about it... |
Artanas: Feeling abused and underpaid, Ronald McDonald brings back his thugs to settle business... |
Occupant: Leopold! |
JoeCrow: Tonto check for bees |
JoeCrow: Lou Ferigno, Wall-flower |
Hippie: Hey! McGruff! You told us we weren't supposed to send cash through the mail! *...uh, yeah! Ha ha! You kids are good! You passed my test! ...crap... |
two: Yoda, I can see the force around you...and very little else |
Hippie: Skipper! *Is that you, L'il Buddy? |
Hippie: How the hell did Carol Channing's Dinner Party Dress Talk get drive time space? |
Jazzsoda: It's MARTA McFly now, Biff! And I'm drinking milk so you better watch your ass! |
AgentQ: Not now, you wanton slut. I'm trying to talk to Wayne Knight. |
Hippie: Hey, good-lookin'. This is Cliff Clavin. We'll be back to pick you up later. |
Hippie: The Nirvana kid, all growed up. |
Hippie: Good evening, ma'am! My name is Josef Stalin... Matchmaker International sent me! |
Occupant: Every time you make a payment. . . Good Times . . . |