Artanas: Meanwhile, Plastic-Man continues with the molestation... |
KINGDINOSAUR: Sheriff Jean Luc Picard |
Artanas: "Hey Bert, in the mood for a murder?" "Hee hee, sure Ernie, let's get 'im" |
Artanas: " 'C' is for Cookie!" |
JoeCrow I can't believe Clinton is still backing Gore |
Artanas: "Can I steer the ship Skipper?! Huh? Can I pleeeeease?" |
Occupant: Hey! Aren't you Wilt Chamberlain? |
Artanas: I didn't know Frank Perdue was a transvestite! |
keogh: Not only did President Garfield lose 75 pounds, he was brought back from the dead after being assassinated 110 years ago, all thanks to Juiceman! |
GuloGulo: Andrew Cunanan works tirelessly to find OJ's killer. He's getting ahead of himself, I think. |
Hippie: *POP* Suddenly, Mr. Mytzlplitick was back to make Jake's life a living hell! |
Hippie: Mel Torme advises, "And when you finish pouring out my piss bottle into your canteen, advise the Captioneers it's officially RetroTV Torture Time!" |
Hippie: And Data sees Tommy and Robbie and Janie and Kipper and David Spade and... |
JoeCrow: Abbott and Costello Meet Howard Taft |
JoeCrow: ... and Charles Manson as the Artful Dodger |
Goob: Bob Newhart in a tour de force on Broadway as Javert: "What, what's that? Can you, can you speak up, M-monsieur Le Mayor?" |
Seltaeb: Ah, so the actresses that played the back of Patty Duke's head got their own spinoff. Cool. |
Seltaeb: Tommy Davidson comes running when Carleton gets a "booty call." |
Hippie: Mmm... Scooby snacks... I can still pitcher 'em! |
Occupant: Jesse Helms in Scream: "Scary movies? Do they have naked male genetalia in them? Hello?" |
JoeCrow: Herb... That damn Coleman kid is doing it in the pond again |
keogh: The Scooby gang is on the case in Watts: "Fred?" "Yeah, Daphne?" "Uh, dead body man." "You're shittin' me." "Nope. Whatta we do?" "Dunno. It's never come up." |
Artanas: DJ Miko? Wasn't he on Roseanne.....literally? |
Seltaeb: It's always fun when Bill Nye The Science Guy gets drunk and does that shadow puppet of a Stephen J. Cannell Production. |
Tumbler: Quasimoto was torn ... because he hated the Dukes ... but he trusted General Lee. |
JoeCrow: Herve Villachez, mob bagman |
JoeCrow: Why Pinto?... Why not, eeeeerrrrp |
Seltaeb: "Mr. Rafelson, Bob Newhart is here for the Monkees audition..." |