Hippie: The Masked G.I. shows up for a promo wrestle with the PMSing Bitch. |
JoeCrow: I'd like to extend a Laurel, and Hardy handshake |
Hippie: While Dave was trying to shut down Hal's brain, janitor Earl Pensley climbed into the lower levels of the ship to just kick him in the nuts. |
Artanas: "WAIT A MINUTE!! I'VE GOT COUPONS!!" |
Hippie: Edward took towel-snapping VERY seriously. He even had a "wall of fame" that included Don Lapre and Bob Costas. |
rogeemoto: Honey we'll be RICH! Do you have any idea what a "Chiclet" this size is worth! |
JoeCrow: I didn't get a harumph out of that guy. |
Dono: "Dad, I'd say your cockroach problem has gotten a little out of control.." |
Felinius: OH CHRIST! ANOTHER BUBBLICIOUS DISASTER. THAT MAKES THREE IN THE LAST YEAR! |
Hippie: The mad fool went and did it, he built the 60-foot Art Carney robot! |
Shifter: "At last I've found you Waldo-and I'm gonna make sure you never get away again!" |
JorGGirrrl: Bram Stoker's "Ellen" |
Artanas: "Okay kids, here goes...." "WOW! You ARE a fireman, grandpa! |
Hotzektel: As Oswald is led from the courthouse, Heidi springs from the crowd with a .45... |
Hippie: I say, Charles, this GOP convention is the best ever! *Pshaw! I say the one in Pittsburgh, '74, was better! *Hogwash! *FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! |
Hippie: Fashion Police! You'd better be a bridesmaid or you're gonna be doing hard time, frilly! |
Shifter: "No, Billy is NOT adopted! What are you trying to say?" |
Hippie: Wow! More of you showed up to play LazerTag than I had anticipated! Okay... we'll need a bigger campground! |
kiLOwaTT: "You tried these cocktail weenies, they're really good...for cryin' out loud -- that was my index finger!" |
Hippie: Cookie Monster says... "ME LOVE COOKIES"! *Here, man, let me talk to him! |
Occupant: . . . and this is my dummy, Woody! Say hello, Woody! |
Hippie: Son, have you found Jesus? *No, father! *Well, if you do, tell him I'm looking for him--owes me a fiver! Ha! Love that one! |
JoeCrow: Note to self, next time get a horse with 4 legs |
Hippie: That's nice, Mr. Gingrich, but I never think the president will let it by without using the line item veto. |
Artanas: Despite his doctors objections, Bob was not about to give up his Malcolm X Super Beltbuckle up. |
rogeemoto: I just love it when you put flowers in your hair! |
rogeemoto: I just love it when you put flowers in your hair! |