Jazzsoda: Swiss-Army Idiots. |
Artanas: "C is for cookie!" |
Jazzsoda: "Scan the bar code! We're on sale!" "Is that Burt Reynolds?" "Are you Fletch?" "Nevermind! Jazz is getting too silly, I'm out of here!" |
Jazzsoda: "None for you!" "Goddammit Jeffrey, those aren't Twix!" |
Jazzsoda: "Look out Emerson!" *dives* "Thanks Jazz! Those special effects were almost the end of me!" |
TravisBickle: "Shut up, I'm trying to eat!" "Shut up, I'm trying to eat! Shut up, I'm trying to eat!" "Man, never get your doppelganger for a roomate." |
AgentQ: Hey! You kids! Put that house back! |
Occupant: Rupaul and Ray Walston were in Lost in Space? |
Hippie: Ziggy trash! How can they print propaganda like this?!? |
E_B_A: "And tell Darwin to stop summoning my disembodied head!" "Darren mother!" "Whatever." |
TravisBickle: Ned Nedmiller thinks he always has to wrestle the gnomes living in his mailbox to win the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes. |
AgentQ: Gaze in awe as the Funky Chicken is used for combat for the first time on screen! |
Hippie: And now, Tom Smothers shows us how HE strangles a Rhesus monkey... |
Seltaeb: An interesting circus act. The Great Alexis throws pepperoni at his lovely assistant...blindfolded! |
Hippie: Hello? 999-9999? Yes, I'm sorry to bother you, but I need help! My finger is stuck in the "9" button! |
keogh: "Sir? The board asked me to represent them in asking you if we can get a longer conference table." "Isn't this one long enough?" "I think it's sarcasm, sir." |
Hippie: Welcome to CopaBurger, with that arresting taste that won't leave you busted. You want a Copaburger with cheese and a slammerful of fries? |
Banditt: You play pinball I'll cover you! |
Occupant: When the IV bottle is empty and the cathater bottle is full, they just switch bottles. That's the HMO way! |
keogh: Shirley still believes that storks bring babies, Santa exists, and most importantly, the United States Post Office is staffed exclusively by bluebirds. |
AgentQ: Team Breakfast Club. |
Artanas: Very good Betty, now bloom "Huh?" Bloom! You're a plant! BLOOM! "But" BLOOOOOOM!!! |
Hippie: Carleton, you fiend... this contraption can't hold me forever! You expect me to talk? *No, Mr. Beefcake, I expect you to PAY!!! HA HA HA HA! |
Shifter: Mr. Honest visits his accountant. "You can just throw your hat anywhere, if you want." "Thanks, but I'm using it to hide an unsightly erection." |
Seltaeb: "Have you noticed my self-portrait?" |
HanoverF: And the horse I rode in on?!?! Why you!! |
Hippie: God, I'll always remember with fondness my senior prom--"Cave In!" was the theme. |