Electra: *panting as she drags The Desk (which is pretty durned big)* Zippy? Have I ever mentioned what a pest you are?
Zippy: *sitting on top of The Desk, looks thoughtful* Um...I think that was ten minutes ago.
Aurora: *smiling as she follows behind The Desk* Five, Zippy.
Zippy: Oh yeah.
Electra: *gasp* Where to first?
Zippy: *consulting a very odd-looking map* Um...I think we're close to The Lauderdale's fic universe.
Electra: Lauderdale's it is!
Our interview with The Lauderdale.
Zippy: Well, guys, I think our first interview was a huge success...Even if Laudy did have incriminating photos of me...*looks slightly embarrassed*
Electra: *chuckles while pulling The Desk* I think that was my favorite part of the whole interview. Where to next?
Aurora: *shrugs* Why don't you ask Zippy? She has the map.
Electra: *blink* We gave the map to Zippy? *shakes her head and mutters* Jeez, what were we thinking?
Zippy: *giggles* That was fun!
Electra: *sighs* No map and no clue where we're going. I'm depressed.
Zippy: *gasps* Quick, Ro! Get the sugar packets!
Electra stops pulling The Desk and sits down on it to eat the sugar packets Aurora hands her. Suddenly, a tall, beakless, hairless, monkey mutant in a blue (skin-tight) costume runs past.
Electra: *long pause* Did everyone else just see--?
Aurora: The Tick? *nods* Yes, which means one of two things: We are near Draqonelle's ficdom, or we have wandered into a completely different fandom and are even more lost than before.
Electra: *sarcastically* Oh is that all? *hops off The Desk* Personally, I'm hoping for Draq's fic universe. *begins pulling The Desk again*
Our interview with Draqonelle.
Zippy: Well, Draq and LL were fun, but I'm glad to be leaving her universe.
Electra: I know I'll regret asking, but...why?
Zippy: No more weird hairless monkey mutants!
Suddenly, a tall, beakless, hairless, monkey mutant in a blue (skin-tight) costume runs past.
Zippy, Electra, & Aurora: *scream* The Tick! RUN!!!
Aurora starts pushing from behind as Electra pulls The Desk faster.
Zippy: *giggling* Scuba diving.
Electra: *shudders* Don't remind me. Ugh!
Zippy: Speaking of you being directionally challenged--
Electra: Which we weren't.
Zippy: Yes. *looks around* Why are we on the Audubon Bay Bridge?
Aurora: *smiles* Because I have a hunch we might be able to find an author somewhere around here.
Electra: *stops and looks around* I think we're almost back to The Lauderdale's universe.
Zippy: *nods* Yeah, it's that way. *points to the right*
Electra: *shakes her head* No, we've turned around so it's that way. *points left*
Zippy: I know we're turned around. It's right.
Electra: *annoyed* Left.
Aurora: Why don't we just keep going straight?
Zippy & Electra: Oh.
Zippy asks The Lauderdale for an interview. *giggles*
Us interviewing Ang D. Ang drew it. It is awesome to the Nth power. Do I really need to say more? Thanks, Ang!
people/lightbulbs/fruitcakes have wondered if we will interview them. (Hint, hint!) If they have written fanfic, we will.
