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Star Wars Geeks
Geeks
People who waited in line for a month to see Star Wars, when I walked in on the first day the tickets went on sale and got opening day tickets without waiting in any line.


Lightning
lightning bolt
The lightning bolt that fucked up my phone, which fucked up my modem, which made me spend 50 bucks for a new one. Stupid lightning.


Sable
Sable
Sable, for suing the WWF. She said there were unsafe working conditions, I guess you can get hurt wiggling your ass twice a week. Sable thinks she's going to be a big Hollywood star. Doesn't she know there are hundreds of YOUNGER, blond, big boobed women in Hollywood? Sable's no spring chicken. She's a retard, and I can't wait to see her in the next sequel to the Bikini Carwash Company, that show is cool.


Airplanes
Airplane
Once you used to be able to fly the friendly skies, but now you fly the deadly skies. We have JFK's plane crashing, the golf dude's plane, the one in the swamp and lot more. There's no way you're going to get me on a plane. You're going to have to drug me like the A-Team does to Mr. T. I'll be eating a hamburger and everyone's giggling and the next thing I know I'm in another state. Sure I would like to go back to Disney World or Universial Studios, but I like living too. So send me a post card.


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