(11-20-98)HEAT: Well, the video before HEAT tells you that the Rock will win the belt.
(11-20-98)HEAT: UGH, Bob Holly? He sucks.
(11-20-98)HEAT: Why would you go to a wrestling event dressed up like a wrestler? These 3 morons in the first row were dressed up as Kane, Mankind, and Goldust. Now who the hell wants to sit there for more than 4 hours with a mask on? Or makeup on?
(11-20-98)HEAT: Why didn't Austin beat up the stooges?
(11-20-98)HEAT: They should rename that Twister thing "Let's make jackasses out of our wrestlers".
(11-20-98)HEAT: "The Big Valboski is not to much of a beer drinker, HOWEVER he will always make an exception when it comes to a little ANHEUSER BUSCH!" HAHAHAHA!!
(11-20-98)HEAT: Why did the announcer's plug the shows that are coming on after HEAT? Don't they want people to buy the PPV?
(11-20-98)HEAT: The Godfather was wearing a velvet suit. That's what George Costanza wanted, he wanted to drape himself in velvet.
(11-20-98)HEAT: That Deadly Game song has to be the gayest thing I ever heard.
(11-20-98)HEAT: HA! One of the DOA broke his motorcycle. Those bikes are worth more then they are.
(11-20-98)HEAT: WHOA! Bradshaw and Farrooq are Satanists.
(11-20-98)HEAT: Isn't a sable some kind of rodent?
(11-20-98)Speaking of rodents, I caught that damn mouse. His face got caught in a mousetrap. It was still alive so I put him in a metal box and buried his ass alive. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(11-20-98)HEAT: Damn, Jackie's a midget.
(11-20-98)HEAT: Sable clearly got hit in the back, yet she was holding her neck. Stupid bitch.
(11-20-98)That George Foreman grill kicks ass. The infomercial is great, it has that stupid blond lady and her combined with George equals comedy.
(11-20-98)HEAT: HAHAHAHAHA!! That Blue Blazer thing with him stuck in the harness was great. After getting his ass kicked he started flapping his arms and he flew off.
(11-20-98)HEAT: I knew there would be a huge brawl at the end. I said to my friend "There's gonna be a big fight with all the guys at the end." And dammit I was right.
(11-20-98)HEAT: Michael Cole is so stupid. The lights go out, Kane's music comes on, fire's shooting all over the place, and he says "Is it be Kane?" What a jackass.
(11-20-98)HOME SHOPPING: Mankind's interview was great. "Be like me, a funny little bowtie, a smelly leather mask, a corporate haircut, a nice shave...see what I look like. I shaved for Vince McMahon, I cut my hair for Vince McMahon, I wore this stupid bowtie for Vince McMahon. Sell this on the Home Shopping Network, because I want it burned, I want it spit on and burned, I want it spit on, regurgitated and then burned. You understand?. So sell it to the highest bidder, and take this stupid shirt too."
(11-20-98)HOME SHOPPING: Mankind had a South Park shirt on under his other shirt.
(11-20-98)HOME SHOPPING: Why are they selling Sunny stuff?
(11-20-98)HOME SHOPPING: The Rock's shirt sucks.
(11-20-98)HOME SHOPPING: You don't even have to buy the PPV because you can just watch the Home Shopping thing to find out what happened, plus you get to hear funny interviews.
(11-20-98)HOME SHOPPING: Why would you want a shirt that talks? You know every Tom, Dick, and Harry will ask you to make it talk until you go nuts and kill them all.
(11-20-98)HOME SHOPPING: The New Age Outlaw's interview was even funnier than Mankind's. I think they were high or drunk or both.
(11-20-98)RAW: Dammit, I missed the new beginnig to RAW. That sucks.
(11-20-98)RAW: Why did JR say that Austin should be champion? Austin didn't get screwed out of the title, he got screwed out of a title SHOT. Mankind is the one who got screwed, not Austin. So JR is a jackass.
(11-20-98)RAW: "You can't shine CA-CA." HAHAHAHA!!
(11-20-98)RAW: Damn, this whole conspiracy thing was played out perfectly. You knew it was coming but not like this. The WWF has more of a plot then half of the movies out today.
(11-20-98)RAW: I wish they got Judge Judy instead of Mills Lane.
(11-20-98)RAW: Mills Lane sounds like a cartoon character.
(11-20-98)RAW: If the Rock loses the belt tonight he wouldn't be the shortest reigning champs ever. That would be Yokozuna when he beat Bret at Wrestlemaina IX then he lost it to Hogan like 30 seconds later. So once again I say to JR, you sir are a jackass.
(11-20-98)RAW: WOW! Is that Insane Clown Posse? I thought they were fired for using drugs. It looks like the "reporters" were wrong again.
(11-20-98)RAW: Does the Giant Silvia ever fight? What is he getting paid for?
(11-20-98)RAW: Kurrgen was getting old until he started wearing that thing on his head. Now he kicks ass.
(11-20-98)RAW: Was Mankind talking in Japanese?
(11-20-98)RAW: During Mankind's rambling I put the Captions on my TV so I could see what the hell he was saying and the words were going crazy, it was pretty funny. This is what I could make out: "YOU MADE ME IS IT! [SPEAKING JAPANESE] YOU GAVE ME THESE SHOES!! I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE IN YOUR SHOES!!! BECAUSE I'M COMING HOME!!"
(11-20-98)RAW: Never give Shamrock the microphone.
(11-20-98)RAW: EWWWW! Shamrock said the Bossman screwed him twice.
(11-20-98)RAW: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO CHYNA?? She looks like LaToya Jackson. Before she just looked manish but now she looks like some one poured acid on her face. AHHHHHHHHH!! And she's going bald. She must want to die, but Mark's love for her will keep her strong.
(11-20-98)RAW: Austin can do anything and the crowd will go nuts. For example he was making coffee and they flipped out.
(11-20-98)RAW: When Mr. McMahon said Patterson couldn't find his ass and Brisco happily said he knows where it is, had to be the funniest conversation ever held on basic cable. And Mr. McMahon called Patterson "Patrick", and Slaughter always has this serious look on his face, while the Bossman and Shane are trying not to laugh. It was great.
(11-20-98)RAW: How many times must JR see Owen and the Blazer at the same time? We already saw them together before so JR is once again a jackass.
(11-20-98)RAW: But JR rebounds with this about Debra McMichaels: "If you were wondering where she got her money well then can you spell "divorce"? HA! Fuck you Mongo.
(11-20-98)RAW: Yes! Regal is fighting the Godfather. They have the best theme songs and we're guaranteed to hear one of them twice. WHOOOOOO!!!
(11-20-98)RAW: That middle ho was a big fat porker. And JR said "Good thing he's not selling them by the pound. That could get expensive." HA!
(11-20-98)RAW: "I maybe from England, but the last time I checked my name is Stephen Regal not Elton John. I'll take the broads." HAHA! That's why Regal kicks ass.
(11-20-98)RAW: After the Godfather called Regal a fag, he made the greatest face I ever saw. It looked like someone took a smelly shit all over the place.
(11-20-98)RAW: The Bossman's music sounds like the Brawl For All music but faster.
(11-20-98)RAW: Remember when I said "When was the last time you saw someone rip up some kid's autograph book?" Well on RAW we saw Kane beat some kid up asking for an autograph. That's what he gets for being rude, he's like "Kane your autograph?" And Kane's kicks his ass for not saying please.
(11-20-98)RAW: How come only Gangrel gets a special entrance? Poor Edge and Christian just walk out while Gangrel gets an elevator with fire shooting out. That's a shame.
(11-20-98)RAW: Did you see Droz's shoulderpads? They were Hawk's so where it says "HAWK" there is duct tape over it. Poor drunken Hawk.
(11-20-98)RAW: YES! Hawk's drunk again!
(11-20-98)RAW: What if Hawk really fell to his bloody death? That would be sweet.
(11-20-98)RAW: He's gonna "go out in glory". No, he'll go out in zip-lock baggies.
(11-20-98)RAW: Droz is a murderer. He should get the chair.
(11-20-98)RAW: It's funny how Hawk fell to his death and the DOA was there. Get it DOA = Dead On Arrival.
(11-20-98)RAW: It was even funnier how they were like "Hawk is dead...Ladies and gentlemen SABLE WHOOOOOOO".
(11-20-98)RAW: Hey, Sable looked kinda hot...oh damn, she's talking, forget it.
(11-20-98)RAW: I would bang Sable, but I would have to rip her voice box out.
(11-20-98)RAW: Sable said nobody gave her anything. Which is funny because Vince paid for her boobs.
(11-20-98)RAW: HAHAHAHA!! The Stooges are acting like the real 3 Stooges. They should always wear the helmets and shoulderpads.
(11-20-98)RAW: "Mick we love youuuuuu". Patterson is soooooo gay.
(11-20-98)RAW: Did you notice that in every Austin match his opponent runs up the ramp and Austin hits them from behind with a clothesline?
(11-20-98)RAW: Damn, it took 3 people to haul away that deranged fan. And did you see the Bossman step in front of Mr. McMahon? Even with a crazed lunatic running around he stayed in character.
(11-20-98)RAW: Oh God, someone has a sign that said "AUSTIN FEARS THE SPEAR". How did that guy survive the whole night with that sign? I would of kicked his ass myself, well me and my other Goldberg hating friends.
(11-20-98)RAW: OH great, another Austin/Undertaker fued. Whoop-dee-doo.
(11-20-98)NITRO: Presidential canadates don't get secret service men.
(11-20-98)NITRO: Who are these morons chanting for Larry?
(11-20-98)NITRO: It's bad enough WCW pay per views are unwatchable, but WW3 is even worse. It's next to impossible to watch all 3 pictures at once and the pictures are so small, you can't even see what is going on.
(11-20-98)NITRO: OH DEAR GOD!! Not the Wrath/Mortis/Glacier fued. It's sad that Ernest Miller is the best one of the bunch.
(11-20-98)NITRO: Why were the crowd chanting Goldberg when Wrath was kicking ass?
(11-20-98)NITRO: The Nitro party had pudding wrestling in it, which is normally good but the girls were big fat ass pigs.
(11-20-98)NITRO: It was funny when El Gringo unmasked to reveal himself to be Kaz, the crowd had no, I mean NO idea who he was. Kaz was like "Me Kaz, you cheer. You rike me." And the crowd was soooooo silent, you saw tumbleweeds rolling by and crickets chirping.
(11-20-98)NITRO: Did you see when Arn beat up Vincent and Stevie Ray? Think about it: a crippled white man beat up two healthy black men. Bobby Walker are you watching what's happening to yo brothas?
(11-20-98)NITRO: I hate it when Mean Gene talks to Tony when he's interviewing somebody. If you're there live your thinking "Who the hell is he talking to?"
(11-20-98)NITRO: Damn, Flair's teeth are so yellow when he closes his mouth his stomach lights up.
(11-20-98)NITRO: I think the Horsemen are a bunch of rapists, they keep on trying to fuck Elizabeth.
(11-20-98)NITRO: Rey Mysterio looks like a little boy. He can't be any older then 12.
(11-20-98)NITRO: HAHAHA!! Look at Judy Bagwell. That's a pretty nice hospital bed though, it had all sorts of buttons and levers, it was pretty cool.
(11-20-98)NITRO: Why did Tony say that Scott Stiner is scum for beating up Judy Bagwell? They are supposed to fight at WW3, so if she just shut her trap and baked a pie she wouldnt be all beat up.
(11-20-98)NITRO: It's Gangrel...oh it's just Scott Putzki.
(11-20-98)NITRO: Chavo is so lame. Is that horse supposed to be like Head? And why is he crazy?
(11-20-98)NITRO: Tony never saw someone just walk into Nitro and take over? Is he that retarded? He never heard of Scott Hall? It was the biggest angle ever in WCW, hell in any wrestling show. Tony is a stupid, stupid man.
(11-20-98)NITRO: When did Bam Bam become the world's most dangerous man? And wasn't the Macho Man the most dangerous man in WCW?
(11-20-98)NITRO: YES! Bischoff finally did something good. He fired JJ Dillon. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(11-20-98)NITRO: Why did JJ drive away in the SAME CAR BAM BAM JUST DROVE IN WITH?
(11-20-98)NITRO: Saturn keeps on getting gayer and gayer with each passing week. It's bad enough he wears that homo-vest, now he's going by the name Perry. That man is so gay he makes Pat Patterson look straight.
(11-20-98)NITRO: Why is Bischoff pro-Goldberg?
(11-20-98)NITRO: Bam Bam must like getting his ass kicked by football players.
(11-20-98)NITRO: Oh God now they're ripping off of Bill Alphonso of ECW fame. A whistle blowing referee isn't original WCW. Sorry try again.
(11-20-98)NITRO: Rick Stiner is so fucking stupid. He couldn't tell that a dude was dressed up like his mom? "This ain't my mother!!" No shit Sherlock.
(11-20-98)NITRO: Who the fuck is this Bobby Duncum JR.? Why is it in WCW that your first match you get a title shot? And why did they make Jericho lose to this suck ass piece of shit?
(11-20-98)NITRO: Didn't Hogan say he didn't smoke last week? Now he's getting cigars.
(11-20-98)NITRO: Good, Hall beat the shit out of Bischoff. Now he will finally go Wolfpac where he belongs.
(11-20-98)NITRO: I hate Bret and I hate DDP so I hope the roof falls on both of them, and they die.
(11-20-98)NITRO: Machoscum? Bret "Hitscum" Hart? Now you know why I want him to die. I know DDP's 50 something but come on let's be creative And didn't he have a contest for people to write in a name to call Bret? Hitscum was the best answer? That just proves wrestling fans and DDP are morons.
(11-20-98)NITRO: Tony-"We're going to go over the 11 o'clock mark. We will stay with this until it's ov...WE'RE OUT OF TIME!!!"
(12-09-98)So this is the night were Austin gets crucified. I hate it how people were already bitching about it without even seeing it first.
(12-09-98)Whoa!! Chyna looks pretty hot. She looks like Xena. And she's finally showing a little ass.
(12-09-98)Everything Shawn said was true. HHH did steal Shawn's gimmick.
(12-09-98)Goldust better kill Double J at Rock Bottom. I just don't need to see Goldy's ass again.
(12-09-98)AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I just saw JR. But Michael Cole is talking. What's going on?
(12-09-98)Oh his mom died, that's a shame. It's a shame because now we don't get to hear JR say that his "momma just fainted" when ever they show an ass or something.
(12-09-98)It would be funny if she died while watching Capital Carnage. Because Jackie's boobs where once again seen, so she fainted, hit her hear on the coffee table and died.
(12-09-98)Why is the crowd chanting "D'Lo sucks"? He's fighting Double J.
(12-09-98)Debra should sue Goldust for sexual harassment.
(12-09-98)It looks like Tiger and Babu will take ICP's place.
(12-09-98)Mankind once again proved his greatness, he's standing there caressing a chair, saying "you hurt me so many times, and still I love you. You've been used by so many men, but I'll never leave your side." Now was he talking about the chair or Austin? Who knows?
(12-09-98)YES!!! Owen has his old song back. WELL ENOUGH IS ENOUGH IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE!!!! YOU TURNED YOUR BACK ON ME!!! I WAS A VICTIM AND I SNAPPED!!
(12-09-98)And there IS a little Blue Blazer in all of us. I think mine is in my foot somewhere.
(12-09-98)Owen needs a new costume.
(12-09-98)It's funny how that trench coat Debra was wearing covered her up more then her normal clothes.
(12-09-98)Hey, that ho in the white dress was pretty hot.
(12-09-98)If Val is such a ladies man then why is he paying the Godfather for his hoes?
(12-09-98)Line of the night:
Cole-"Christmas has come early for Bob."
King-"Let's hope Bob doesn't."
HAHAHAHAHA!!
(12-09-98)Why is the Undertaker burning a cross? Is he in the KKK??
(12-09-98)When the "symbol" was on fire I swore I heard the Bossman laugh. He's like "Oh that takes me back."
(12-09-98)That janitor must of been shitting his pants when Mankind walked by.
(12-09-98)D'Lo and Mark Henry are my new favorite tag team.
(12-09-98)The reason behind that date was to make Mark a big lovable teddy bear. And it worked.
(12-09-98)Damn, Hawk lived. He's only good when he's drunk.
(12-09-98)Sexual Chocolate is the name of the band from the movie Coming To America. Eddie Murphy should sue.
(12-09-98)Ohhh, it's Chyna's ass again.
(12-09-98)YES!! She likes Mark. He must be sooooo happy.
(12-09-98)Oh, the Outlaws didn't turn. Big surprise. They should of played along for a little while longer.
(12-09-98)HA! Mankind writes in crayon.
(12-09-98)"Steve, have a cold one on me. I'm heading for the Rockies. Mankind" HAHAHAHA!! To which Austin replies "Stupid bastard."
(12-09-98)It's funny that the Undertaker said that Austin was going to "burn in Hell", everyone involved in this is going straight to Hell.
(12-09-98)As a Christian I just want to comment on Austin being "crucified": I thought that it kicked ass, the Undertaker was just soooo evil looking it was great, and with Austin yelling at him while he was hanging there was great.
(12-09-98)I'm sick of all these Religious freaks bitching and moaning about stuff, if you don't like something then don't fucking watch it. My aunt, who is a religious psycho, was at my house and she started freaking out about them "making fun of Jesus". Putting people on crosses was around way before Jesus was hung on one, it just happens that he's the most famous celebrity to get hung on one.
(12-09-98)I think that if Jesus was up on the cross yelling at the Roman's for putting him there, I would start going to church. See, if Jesus and God were badasses then I would go to church everyday, but they just turn the other cheek and lame crap like that. God should be like he is in the comic book PREACHER, he got pissed off one day and he quit what ever the hell God does. It's pretty cool.
(12-09-98)Poor Michael Cole was losing his voice at the end.
(12-09-98)I wonder if JR's momma would of fainted if she saw Austin crucified?
(12-15-98)I just got a WCW merchandise catalog and there is some funny stuff in there.
(12-15-98)It's funny how the only marketable thing for Goldberg is his tattoo. It's on every Goldberg thing.
(12-15-98)They sell Nitro Girls Dresses for little girls. Now I don't have a daughter but I wouldn't want her dressing like a slut.
(12-15-98)You too can buy your very own WCW or nWo ID bracelet for only $340.00. WOW! I'll take three.
(12-15-98)There is this pretty cool looking Sting picture, it only looks cool because it looks like the Crow. Damn copycat.
(12-15-98)Why would a guy wear a shirt that says "THE BIG SEXY: KEVIN NASH" on it?
(12-15-98)The Giant's shirt is funny because it's just a cartoon picture of his face, so to the non-wrestling fan all they see is a pissed off guy on your shirt.
(12-15-98)I'm not even going to wonder why Bret is standing with an American flag.
(12-16-98)It would be funny if Mr. Socko went corporate. They can put a tie on him, that would be great.
(12-16-98)I noticed in the RAW theme most of the footage they use is from Pay Per Views, not from RAW. I just found that amusing.
(12-16-98)Damn it! It's Michael Cole. JR better pick his face of the floor and get back to work.
(12-16-98)Why did Hunter have a fake IC belt?
(12-16-98)MIDGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(12-16-98)Where's Slaughter? They could of had a guy with a giant fake chin.
(12-16-98)The Roaddog used a "white guy voice" when talking like Mr. McMahon. The "white guy voice" is how the black comedian's talk when talking about a white guy. Because we all know that white people talk like that and use big words.
(12-16-98)AHHHHHHHHH!!!! Why must Billy Gunn always show his ass?
(12-16-98)"IT'S FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE TIME!!!" HA!
(12-16-98)The last DX skit had JR and the King giggling like schoolgirls, but this time we have the King complaining and Cole's forced laughter.
(12-16-98)Jason Sensation should take Michael Cole's place.
(12-16-98)It's funny how Brisco Brother's Body Shop got a free advertisment. If ran a business I would like to advertise on the back of a midget.
(12-16-98)The Godfather should get Slick to be his manager. Slick was a pimp.
(12-16-98)"Moanin' in Tacoma"? That doesn't rhyme
(12-16-98)There's nothing like hearing a bunch of children scream "Pimpin' ain't easy".
(12-16-98)If Edge is a vampire then why is he wearing bright blue pants?
(12-16-98)HA! Gangrel was laughing when Edge was getting beat up.
(12-16-98)Finally the Brood is all pissed off. They used to be happy vampires and that's not good.
(12-16-98)It would be funny is Debra called Jeff Jarrett "Steve" just to piss Mongo off.
(12-16-98)HA! There was this sign that said "THE GREEN BLAZER" and it had a picture of a marijuana leaf.
(12-16-98)Mark Henry got ANOTHER theme song. This is like the sixth one, but it's also the best one.
(12-16-98)Someone had a sign that said "I HATE SIGNS". Isn't that an oxymoron?
(12-16-98)"I want you to slip into something a little more comfortable...my bed." HAHAHA!!
(12-16-98)Are we to believe that all Bob Holly has to to is shave his head, put on a shirt and he'll start kicking ass? I don't think so.
(12-16-98)Oh God, they just talked about Mick Foley being in that "Man of the Year" poll. He's my favorite wrestler but man of the year? I think not.
(12-16-98)Yesterday my friends got me this Goldberg toy because they know I hate him. So I made a noose around his neck and when you open the door he "jumps" to his death. So now all day I've been opening and closing my door, thus making him "die".
(12-16-98)The toy can do 12 more moves then the real thing.
(12-16-98)This is the first time I saw Billy Gunn start a match.
(12-16-98)This sucks!!! My Nintendo 64 is broke. I think my retarded brother broke it. Jackass.
(12-16-98)Billy Gunn was hurt so he tug Roaddog, then 30 seconds later the Roaddog tags him back in. What dumbasses.
(12-16-98)If Billy Gunn didn't say "I quit" then how did they lose the belts?
(12-16-98)McMahon said: "Who would of thought that Kane would of been a part of the Buried Alive match?" The answer is everybody.
(12-16-98)When Shane said to give Austin one more chance to see what number he would enter the Royal Rumble, it would of been funnier if he got number 2 instead of number 1 again. Because number 2 is just as bad as number 1.
(12-16-98)See that, you think Austin was going to win the Rumble but now that there's a bounty on his head you have your doubts. He'll still win anyway.
(12-16-98)Oh shit! Who was expecting McMahon to be in the Rumble? It's going to be funny when he gets in and he threatens to fire anyone who touches him.
(12-16-98)Did you see McMahon yell at the cameraman for not getting out of the way? It was pretty funny.
(12-16-98)Did you hear Patterson say to McMahon "Just think if you beat Austin, you win 100,000 dollars". HA!
(12-16-98)They should never let Debra talk.
(12-16-98)Debra has a giant forehead. You could use it as a movie screen.
(12-16-98)Vince has bigger boobs then Sable.
(12-16-98)If Tiger Ali is so rich then why can't he afford new music? His music is the Sultan's.
(12-16-98)This sign said "TIGER ALI 7:11". HA!
(12-16-98)That was the bloodbath? They beat him up for 5 seconds, run away, and Tiger's covered with fake blood. Whoop-dee-doo.
(12-16-98)How come when ever someone gets their theme remixed, all they do is add a drum?
(12-16-98)Why did some "newboards" "report" who the orderlies were? I mean who gives a shit?
(12-16-98)HHH should of fought the Rock dressed as "the Crock".
(12-16-98)Did you see when the Rock dumped some guys beer on HHH? The guy was all happy, I would be pissed if I payed 9 bucks for a beer, just for it to get thrown on someone.
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