{01-12-99}-NITRO-Flair was a little too happy about the lWo taking off their shirts. And for them to quit the lWo all it took was Flair to say "Join WCW again", Eddy must be rolling around in his hospital bed after hearing that.
{01-12-99}-NITRO-We all know that Saturn wants to lose to Jericho so he can wear a dress in public. And didn't we see this last year with Pillman?
{01-12-99}-NITRO-Flair is a jerk of a boss. First he fires Amy, then he keeps Bishoff waiting all day.
{01-12-99}-NITRO-That's Bishoff's office? That tiny ass room is his office? And if I walked into my boss' office and he had this purple sparkly robe hanging on the wall, I would be looking for another job.
{01-12-99}-NITRO-Why are we supposed to care that it's Pepe's birthday? At least seeing Norman simulate anal sex with it and then throw it in a wood chipper made the segment watchable, at least until Raw comes on.
{01-12-99}-NITRO-I wish the Hell's Angels went on a drunken rampage, killing everyone.
{01-12-99}-RAW-Mankind's new music sucks, when he's Mankind. If he's Cactus Jack then sure it's good, but it doesn't fit Mankind's gimmick. What was wrong with his newer music? And what the hell is with the car crash in the beginning? I thought Razor Ramon was back.
{01-12-99}-RAW-Damn, Raw wasn't even on for five minutes yet, and there was already two or three JR references. It must suck to be Michael Cole.
{01-12-99}-RAW-Gillberg??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That had to be the funniest thing I ever saw. But of course stupid Cole had to ruin it with his forced laughter.
{01-12-99}-RAW-How come the Blue Meanie isn't wearing a half shirt, revealing his fat stomach? That's what made him funny, seeing his blubber flying around while he fights back a heart attack.
{01-12-99}-RAW-How come nobody noticed this about the Shawn Michaels' attack? We never saw the Corporate team beat his ass, remember in wrestling what you didn't see, didn't happen.
{01-12-99}-RAW-Is hitting on wrestler's sisters the only thing they can think of to do with Val Venis?
{01-12-99}-RAW-That thing with the Undertaker offended people backstage? I'm more offended that the Undertaker got a month off just so he could grow that beard.
{01-12-99}-RAW-Jackie's boobs popping out isn't even news anymore.
{01-12-99}-RAW-Vince's training video was better then the first one, but it would have been better if he had a beard like Rocky in Rocky 4.
{01-12-99}-RAW-Who has bigger breasts? Vince or Flair?
{06-01-99}-I just read something that makes Owen's death even more tragic. I read that a midget Blue Blazer was going to be his sidekick. That has to be the greatest thing that never happened in wrestling. Just imagine the Blazer flies down with his midget sidekick on his back, about to fight a super villian. That would be great.
{06-01-99}-If Owen was still alive he could of wore glasses like Clark Kent with his cape hanging out of his coat, and when there was trouble he would turn into the Blue Blazer. There is so much they could of done with the Blazer.
{06-01-99}-NITRO--It's sad when a Companies' most entertaining wrestler is Ernest Miller. When he beat Scott Norton he acted all hurt and as soon as his music started he jumped up and started dancing right in Norton's face. It had to be one of the funniest things on Nitro in a long time.
{06-01-99}-NITRO--Another good thing on Nitro was when Nash sprayed shit all over the Macho Man and his hoes. That's some real good "G" rated stuff right there.
{06-01-99}-NITRO--Did you hear Bobby Heenan say that Bam Bam was always by himself in every federation he was in? Let's see: he was in the Triple Threat, he teamed with Diesel, he was in the Million Dollar Corporation and he was with Luna. So on the Jackass-O-Meter I give the Brian a seven.
{06-01-99}-NITRO--Nirto kicked ass this week because of one little thing, and I do mean little. A midget was in the first row, and I was hypnotized by it's midget powers. Midget's are great, I want one as a pet.
{06-01-99}-If I ever go blind I want a seeing-eye midget, not a seeing-eye dog. It can live under the kitchen table in a little box. That'll make being blind cool.
{06-01-99}-RAW--The higher power is Slick. He used to be reverend, so he can lead his flock of followers. Before that he was a pimp then he dissappered for a while then he returned as a reverend to free Kamala from the shackles of oppression a.k.a. Kimchee, Kamala's masked master. What's more sad, that Kamala was being oppressed by the white man Kimchee or that I remember all that.
{06-01-99}-RAW--Or it could be Brian Pillman. JR said that Austin looked like he just saw a ghost. The ghost of Brian Pillman perhaps?
{06-01-99}-RAW--Is it just me or is Nicole Bass looking human? I remember on Howard Stern she went to show Robin that she had a vagina and Robin ran out of the bathroom laughing and saying she saw a wiener, which made Nicole cry. That's a shame. And Val went from having the best gimmick to the worst.
{06-01-99}-RAW--I wonder how it feels for Jeff Jarrett knowing that belt was going to Owen?
{06-01-99}-Why did they kill Darth Maul? Maybe he will get cloned in the Clone Wars.
{06-01-99}-RAW--Why was Beaver Cleavage wearing Shamrock's kneepads?
{06-01-99}-RAW--Is Beaver Cleavage and him mom the insest angle that was rumored for the Shamrocks. Damn perverts.
{06-01-99}-RAW--For the love of God, let the Brood win a GOD DAMN FUCKING MATCH!!!! THEY'RE GOOD DAMN IT!!! Why is Christian jobbing to Mosh? Who's dick aren't they sucking?
{06-01-99}-RAW--What the hell was with Mark Henry taking a shit? Does G.D. T.V. stand for Gold Dust? I hope so because he sucks now.
{06-02-99}-Why would someone want to buy Sunny's old breast implants? What would you do with them? Put them over the fireplace? Would the pervert who buys them wrap them around his wiener and jerk off with them? I would make earmuffs out of them or I would get them implanted in me. Then I can say I have Sunny's boobs. I can't wait for Chyna's old face to go on sale.
{06-02-99}-I hope ECW doesn't go on TNN. First they can't do some of the shit they do now, like powerbomb Balls trough a table that's on fire covered with thumbtacks. And second I DON'T GET FUCKING TNN!!! I don't get that hillbilly station, so I get screwed out of watching ECW. That fucking sucks. Do I have to move to Hicktown USA to see it? That sucks more then WCW.
{06-02-99}-I just read that Owen Hart will be the lucky wrestler voted for man of the century this year. I liked Owen but I'm sorry he's not the man of the century. Why is it that everyone votes for a wrestler in every poll? Field and Stream could have a poll for the best kind of bait to use to catch tuna and everyone would vote for Hacksaw Jim Duggan. It's crazy.
{06-02-99}-I read that the reason the Undertaker and Kane didn't say anything about Owen was they thought it would ruin their character. Yeah like HHH and the Bossman crying like little girls helped their characters. Now every time you see HHH get all tough you think "Isn't he the one who cried like a little bitch?"
{06-10-99}-I wish that after Bishoff said who the higher power was that the WWF had a backup plan and changed it to someone else to spite him. They should ALWAYS have a spite Bishoff plan B. I would have shit my pants right on the couch if it wasn't Vince, but stupid Eric was right.
{06-10-99}-NITRO--I like it how Rey Mystero was cloned from Konnan only 1/8 his size, he's like Mini-Me.
{06-10-99}-NITRO--I hope the WWF spoils who was driving the Hum-Vee. Oh, I forgot they can't spoil it because WCW makes shit up at the last minute. And I bet you ten bucks it's Miss Elizabeth. Talk about rehashing old angles.
{06-10-99}-RAW--OK, it was kind of lame that Vince was the higher power, but seeing his face when he took the hood off was great. He had that madman look in his eyes, like Jack Nicholson in the Shining. It was like "Here'sssss Vinny!!!!"
{06-10-99}-RAW--For the love of God and the sake of humanity, never show Nicole Bass in a bikini. After seeing that every guy who watched that will never have a boner again.
{06-10-99}-THUNDER--How come DDP and Kanyon are the tag champs? Didn't Saturn and Benoit beat them? Who knows? But Saturn and Benoit have to be one of the best tag teams to come along in a while. And who didn't see Kanyon was turning on Saturn? Even Stevie Wonder saw that coming.
{06-10-99}-If WCW wants to beat WWF in the ratings, they must use one thing, MONKEYS. They can call it World Chimp Wrestling. Monkeys kick ass.
{06-10-99}-Sable has some balls for suing the WWF. She said there were unsafe working conditions, I guess you can get hurt wiggling your ass twice a week. And someone took a dump in her bag. I bet it was Owen, the legendary prankster. What I really love is how she thinks she's going to be a big Hollywood star. Doesn't she know there are hundreds of blond, big boobed women in Hollywood? Plus there are YOUNGER, blond, big boobed chicks. Sable's no spring chicken. Plus, why would she want to use the name of the character she played while she was being harassed? Wouldn't you want to distance yourself from something that hurt you? She's a retard, and I can't wait to see her in the next sequel to the Bikini Carwash Company.
I just thought of a way to save WCW. All they have to do is start the show with Eric Bishoff in bed and he jumps up and screams. Then we follow him to the arena and EVERYTHING is different. Then he'll look at the camera and say "What a fucked up dream."
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