`The Dirt On The Dead`

...What I think about all the kindred I know...

Okay, here's the story. I don't exactly like everybody in this town. And it would take more fingers and toes than I have...on me, at least...to list everybody who doesn't like me. But, in the interests of goodwill and good fun and Jurassic Technology, I'd like to present the follow lists. Here's the way it works:

Every clan has their own little link down below. Click on one, and you'll get to a list of people. In order to make things clearer for everyone, I'm only listing people I'm familar with, and each page will have it's own comic-book-coded rating system. For example, the Tremere are sorcerors, so they are rated by: Good = Doctor Strange, Bad = Baron Karl Mordo, Undecided or Middle of the Road = Doctor Druid. You'll get the hang of it. Just because you're under "undecided" doesn't necesarily mean I don't like you, maybe I just don't know you.

Before we get to the lists, here are a few special notations you may find next to a person's listing:

Doctor Doom Alert: Victor Von Doom is a genius, but mad with a desire to rule the world and destroy the Fantastic Four. Any kindred with this alert has some serious world-domination cravings. Like Victor Von Doom, they may be arrogant, intelligent, and powerful, or they may just be twits. In any event, I consider them to be either A) Power Mad, B) Proven Assholes, or C) Powder Kegs waiting to explode. Or all of the above. Consider them armed and dangerous.

Paste Pot Pete Award: Paste Pot Pete, now known by the lightly less-humiliating moniker of The Trapster, is a self-styled super-villan whose powers were -- get this -- he had guns that shot glue. Those are glue tanks on his back, and extra glue cannisters on his costume. He had his butt whipped by Daredevil, Spider-Man, Fantastic Four, etc. So any Kindred who gets this award is pretty much ineffectual and not worth their weight in spit. That or they've got a long-standing trend of messing up their own plans.

LATEST INFO: 9/24/98 -- As it says elsewhere, I've been suffering from Walking Pneumonia since about Friday the 18th, so the pages have been slow to be updated. That and the fact that I've been busy lately have contributed to a rather backed-up page. Sorry about that, hope I've caught up on as many as I have information on. That number again, should you need it, is moxy@tmbg.org.

Thanks,

benjamin "Remember, it's JUST A GAME!" sTone

TREMERE: The Sorcerors <<UPDATED 9/24/98>>

BRUJAH: The Fighters <<UPDATED 9/24/98>>

GANGREL: The Animals <<UPDATED 9/24/98>>

TOREADOR: The Artists <<UPDATED 9/24/98>>

VENTRUE: The Businessmen <<UPDATED 9/24/98>>

MALKAVIANS: The Nuts <<UPDATED 9/24/98>>

NOSFERATU: The Scarred <<UPDATED 7/24/98>>

"CAITIFF": The Forsaken <<UPDATED 9/24/98>>

SHITLIST: People I Need To Kill (Never finished, <<UPDATED 9/24/98)

OTHERS: Clans, etc, that don't quite fit... <<UPDATED 9/24/98>>

MOVED ON: <<TEMPORARILY OUT OF ORDER>> Friends, etc, who are no longer with us <<UPDATED 7/26/98>>

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