About us

Name: Ali and Bex

Land: Hembo that's near Norwich pic
Parents: orca, watchstrap boy and our relatively normal, except when drunk mothers.
Siblings: Ali- errrrrr turtle boy (bless)
Siblings: Bex -we are unsure they roam the ocean.
Born: Bex - 4/2/81
Ali - 29/12/81 (I was nearly Jesus just missed out on a few days and years.)
Feel free to enjoy the task of working out our age! - be sure to send the results as we are unsure in metal capacity.
Job: strictly we are students
BUT
We have to journey ever weekend to the Hell Spawn Land Of great yarmouth.
And wear ridiculous awful uniforms!!!! That make you go blind. (see later for run down)

Interests:

We like numerous things now be prepared:
Music> Bush (I grabbed Gavin's a*s and Bex grabbed near his an*l region)
Silver chair/ Filter/ blink 182/ Lit/ Feeder/ korn/ Deftones/Sound garden/ Pearl jammmmm/ Carrie…..This is hard, I feel sorry for them its not in order.
TV> WWF
Pokemon
(we also enjoy emotional Buffy and Angel) (oh my god we are geeks!!!!!)
food: melody pops (shame Bex can't eat them)

Drink:

Barbados white Rum, banana medical liquor, black current vodka - and numerous others.
We are bored with this now.