To be sung to the classic 'Favourite things'

To be sung to the classic 'Favourite things' by Julie Andrews in, 'The Sound of Music' (Any additional information you may have would be greatly appreciated and soon added to this site)

Rock in tight pants
And Matt/Jeff Hardy tooooo
Eddy Guerrero and his lead pipe
Gavin Rossdale and Daniel Johns toooo
Maybe even #### ##### ###!!

When Bush is cancelled
Or Terri runnels comes along
Or Britney is singing a song
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I don't feel so bad.

Please feel free to write your own version own version (With more poetic skill than rhyming toooo with toooo)