What can be more fun?

Than getting a FO'ton pad
Crossing the road with it
In the dead of night.
Also carrying a sleeping bag
A Chinese microwave meal
A bottle of blackcurrant vodka
And Ali's PJ's

Then laying that pad down
Heating then eating that meal
Whilst watching blink 182
Then drinking that liquor
Whilst watching N'sync (yes)

Then once alcohol has taken effect
Dance to n'sync (well Bex ESP)
(I have video proof of it - Ali)
(I will pay 4 that not to be shown)

Now that a feeling of false realization that we ARE pro wrestlers has occurred
Begin to 'attempt' those high flying Hardy moves (in a bungalow)
Causing many near fatal accidents with lampshades, TVs and bum-chin arse incidents

Once exhausted return the FO'ton (In the even deader of night)
And settle back with more alcohol to watch

SMACK DOWN