:)We don't promote underage drinking -

Remember you liver is important to you for storing glycogen compounds and filtering blood. (Please note we are British unfortunately but one perk is you only have to be 18.)

:)We don't promote listening to extremely loud music

Remember your ears are important for crossing the road.

:)We don't promote Eating melody pops whilst driving

as salivating incidents my occur (Bex on my pants)

:)We don't promote listening to Jeff Hardy and eating copious quantities of Mickey D's

remember children a balanced diet is needed and Ronald makes them out of pigeons. (or so I,ve heard)

:)We don't promote wearing M********** uniforms as they are vile in the extreme and may cause permanent visionary loss

Remember eyes are important for most things.

Also we do not promote wearing them as people will not find you sexually attractive (at least not the ones you want to) and will think you are a human potato esp. if you are given a size 22 shirt

:)We don't promote living in Hembo.

(Remember life is precious)

:)We do not promote grabbing Gavin Rosedale's A*s or near his An*L region and many crazied people will attack you for doing it

'Remember being able to breath IS important'

:)We do not promote trying Matthew and Jeffery Hardy moves as chin arse incident many occur

remember you chin is important ask Chris Benoit.

:0We do not promote Kidnapping pigeons as they may outwit you and cr*p in your fathers office.

Remember p***ing you father off by him having to face an office covered in pigeon poop may result in a loss of money - money is important to by wrestling figures and melody pops.

We don't promote listening to us as a reduction in mental capacity may occur.

If you feel that we have offened you and your rights as a person in anyway please notify us and we will endever to correct the WRONG DOING. Thank you.