| How many times have you been warned? Seriously here, people. If you send me stupid e-mails, I'm gonna put them up on my site for all to ridicule. My responses to the e-mails are below them... I'm just gonna let this page stand on it's own. I had about eight more e-mails, but they were on my old site, and apparently I deleted that page. So just let this be a lesson to everyone... Please don't send me stupid stuff, and if you do, may the Gods of AOL take mercy on your modem. If you have a problem with the way I write, e-mail me or IM me on AIM, my screen name is FastNFurious0101. And if you don't have a damn good argument backing you up, I can guarantee that the e-mail or the convo is going on this page, complete with your e-mail address or screen name. I've warned everyone HUNDREDS of times, if you have a problem, by all means tell me about it, just don't say something stupid and teenybopperish. There is nothing that I hate more than a panicky teenybopper, and if you happen to be one of them, I wish you all the luck in the world with contacting me. From: Kimbeelk@aol.com To: alimorris18@popstar.com Subject: The bracelet ~ r u trying to say... E-Mail Body: Do u not like Britney Spears or something? Yer r portraying her so mean! I'm assuming your name is Kim. Funny how people don't like to put their names at the ends of e-mails. Hum. Anyway. To answer your first question, NO I do NOT like Britney Spears. And I only give two excuses for it - I think she's a bad influence on her fans and she can't sing for crap and that is that. How many nine year old girls did you see wearing spandex halter tops before Britney came along, huh? Anyway, I'll move on. OK, I can't make any sense of the last sentence... I'm assuming it's "Why are you portraying her so mean?" Well, because I don't like her. Duh. I'm surprised, usually people e-mail me about how I portray JC in the story, claiming that I make him "evil" and that the only reason I like 'N Sync is because Justin is in it. But more or less, I portrayed her so mean because that's what 'N Sync fan fiction writers DO. And it's MY story damnit, I can write it the way I want to. But hey, if you're taking the time out of your day to write me because you didn't like the story, kudos to me, because I got a response out of you. You must've felt strongly enough about it that you had to hit the e-mail me link, so I've done my job. Thank you, by the way, for coming to my site and reading the story. From: Gigglegrl782@aol.com To: alimorris18@popstar.com Subject: (no subject) E-Mail Body: how come it takes a long time to make a chapter? very simple really. i have a life. as much as i love fanfic writing, and as much as i love working on my website and sitting at a computer for five hours straight, i do have a life and i like to live it occasionally... i like dating, rollerblading, skiing, hanging out with my friends, going clubbing... in other words, im your typical nineteen year old girl. so ive been pretty busy lately. but thanx for reading just to be close to you! From: "Jiane" <jaine@stx.rr.com> To: alimorris18@popstar.com Subject: (no subject) E-Mail Body: do u like britney no. dont you read anything i write in here? jeez, people. From: Gigglegrl782@aol.com To: alimorris18@popstar.com Subject: HOW LONG E-Mail Body: HOW LONG DOESE IT TAKE TO WRITE A CHAPTER? not long. but i have a life. and it doesnt revolve around my website. and theres no need to type in all caps, it only annoys me further. dont get all snippy about me not updating, its my fucking website, and ill update it whenever i damn well please. so screw off. From: Gigglegrl782@aol.com To: alimorris18@popstar.com Subject: (no subject) E-Mail Body: is A.J. and cathy goin to get back together? it would be so cool if they did and same thing for ali and kevin maybe u could consider it? but u dont have to. oh for the love of god, now the girl's telling me how to write my own story. hey, chickie, if you want fictional characters to "get together," then write your own story or read a different one. simple as that. From: Gigglegrl782@aol.com To: alimorris18@popstar.com Subject: (no subject) E-Mail Body: o and have lily and nick 2gether to sorry i cant help it riiiight. like i said, you dont like what i write, read something else. From: Gigglegrl782@aol.com To: alimorris18@popstar.com Subject: (no subject) E-Mail Body: when ill u make a new chaapter??????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 holy shit. hello, i have a life. leave me the fuck alone already, jeez. From: Divaditzgal@aol.com To: alimorris18@popstar.com Subject: hi E-Mail Body: brittney c;learly i am ur #1 fan send me an autographed picture of u stephanie/divaditzgal oh for the love of god. now they think im britney fucking spears. ok, first of all, even if i was britney spears (which, might i add, i thank my lucky stars that im not every single day), then im pretty damn sure you wouldnt be my #1 fan, being that you cant even spell my name correctly. second, do you have any idea how many emails britney spears gets a day? theres no way in hell shed ever send you an autographed photo without a check made out to her record company attached. and how would she ever get it to you, you didnt leave an address or a phone number or anything. and besides, how in the hell could you possibly think that a person with the email address alimorris18@popstar.com could ever be britney spears? what are you, on crack or something? jeez. stupid people make my head hurt. |
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