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Either way, I'd like to give some thanks to the writers, producers, artists and basically everyone having to do with getting the song on a cd or on the air, since I've gotten so much inspiration from them during the past few years: (story titles) just to be close to you ~ bsb she can't be really gone ~ tim mcgraw seperate ways ~ journey that's the way i like it ~ bsb where can we go from here ~ brian littrell from bsb could it be you ~ *nsync i need love ~ *nsync i love you came too late ~ joey mcintyre this i promise you ~ *nsync picture perfect ~ angela via i thought she knew ~ *nsync something like you ~ *nsync selfish ~ *nsync incomplete ~ sisqo smile ~ lonestar like a child ~ bsb that's what she said ~ bsb i want you to want me ~ cheap trick goodbye to you ~ michelle branch heaven is a place on earth ~ belinda carlisle the better life ~ three doors down amazed ~ lonestar digital getdown ~ *nsync now and forever ~ as performed by jc chasez & tony lucca while you loved me ~ rascall flatts miss independent ~ kelly clarkson (in stories) sprung ~ nu flavor i'll be good for you ~ *nsync baby one more time ~ britney spears you drive me crazy ~ britney spears u drive me crazy ~ *nsync sometimes ~ britney spears come on over ~ christina augilera i want you back ~ *nsync i need you tonight ~ bsb man i feel like a woman ~ shania twain god must have spent a little more time on you ~ *nsync thong song ~ *sisqo genie in a bottle ~ christina augilera tearin' up my heart ~ *nsync mmmbop ~ hanson where's the love ~ hanson quit playin' games with my heart ~ bsb right here waiting ~ richard marx whatcha gonna do with your second chance ~ nobody's angel i'm not in love ~ ali morris have you ever ~ brandy just got paid ~ *nsync no strings attached ~ *nsync somewhere someday ~ *nsync celebrity ~ *nsync can't stop ~ hanson miami ~ will smith california love ~ tupac nookie ~ limp bizkit baby got back ~ sir mix-a-lot i could not ask for more ~ edwin mccain stronger ~ britney spears oops i did it again ~ britney spears girlfriend ~ *nsync speechless ~ hanson can't stop ~ hanson everybody ~ bsb too bad ~ nickelback duck and run ~ three doors down the hardest thing ~ 98 degrees minority ~ green day the perfect fan ~ bsb digital getdown ~ *nsync all or nothing ~ o-town pour some sugar on me ~ def leppard ice ice baby ~ vanilla ice escape ~ enrique iglesias open arms ~ journey blue eyes blue ~ eric clapton ~~ i know i'm probably missing some, and if i am and you know it, please e-mail me with the song title, what story it's in and what chapter it's in (if applicable), and i'll add it here with a little shout-out to you for helping me out. ~~ For the disclaimer for the MMC Stories, please click HERE. As for the WBS/Pittsburgh Penguins stories... I don't have a damn thing to do with the team, I am but a humble fan in love with Eric Meloche. I'm not a player, a coach, the mascot, a sister of any of the players, a girlfriend of any of the players, a wife of any of the players, a skate belonging to any of the players or an SUV belonging to any of the players. I have met quite a few of them, and they're nice guys. You'd think professional hockey players wouldn't be so damn nice, wouldn't you? Well, they proved me wrong pretty quickly. But the other side of the big plexiglass wall is the closest I've come to them other than autograph signings. I don't know any of them personally, and the stories I write about them are not true; they never happened and they probably never will happen. End of discussion. |
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