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Why finswimming is better than sex?

1. It is possible to swim with monofins from the early childhood.
2. you do not lose ability to swim with monofins up to extreme old age..
3. Bright and good illumination do not prevent to swim with monofins.
4. Finswimming more often come to sex, than on the contrary.
5. The Pleasure from finswimming will not be saddened with fear about undesirable consequences.
6. At finswimming it is not necessary to remove fins.

Why finswimming is better than the woman?

1. You always may select monofins with a waist which is pleasant to you more.
2. You always may protect the monofins from use by extraneous persons.
3. Monofins never take offence, if you will swim for a while not for long in the friend monofin.
4. Monofins do not demand to sign before use any documents.
5. Monofins never will tell: " Today let us simply read a little of Guber ".
6. Monofins never jib, when you want insert leg.
7. Monofins never are distressed, that your leg too soft or that it of the small size.
8. Monofins never will tell, that development of know-how - " dirty occupation ".
9. Under monofins it is not necessary to lay a pillow.
10. Monofins also never will tell, that your friend Vasja swim in them better.
11. For swimming in monofins it is not necessary to study a lunar calendar.
12. Monofins will not complain of you to those who has made them, moreover, very much the inverse way.
13. Manufacturers of monofins never will arrive to you to stay for half a year.
14. Even if finswimming was not pleasant to you, it is not necessary say to fins, as is delightful they today worked.
15. Monofins do not take offence, if going on a visit, you leave their houses.
16. Monofins quietly concern to discussion of their merits and demerits in comparison with others monofins (even at their presence).
17. Monofins never feel envy to anothers monofins.
18. Monofins do not object, when you remove from them a cover and with pride show their friend.
19. Monofins never will tell you, that it is pleasant to them more when you are swimming more fastly / more slowly, on breast/on a back etc.
20. At swimming you monofins never will scratch your back.
21. You always may choose both new, and second-hand monofins among monofins with the waist which has liked you.
22. After swimming monofins do not say, that they have fatally got tired and want only one - to sleep.

Than finswimming is better than the man?

1. Monofins do not tell how it will be good, if you buy them.
2. Even after very active swimming, they will not turn away to a wall, instantly having fallen asleep.
3. If you have decided to get new monofin, you should not tell old that in them does not arrange you.
4. You always may get monofin necessary to you rigidity and lengths.
5. Monofins standing up now, in the past and in the future.
6. In monofins it is possible to swim all night.
7. On monofins there may be traces only from your lipstick.
8. If you want to swim in monofins, you do not need to wait when football, "Formula - 1" will be finished or will break TV.
9. Monofins never prevent to drive the machine. Moreover they can be carried on a boot or on a roof.
10. It is possible to leave monofin for night on a terrace (if it is a country small house).
11. Monofins do not sit the big campaign at a table till morning, it is noisy discussing tomorrow's finswimming.
12. At monofin in the mornings there is no ill kind.
13. Monofins quietly will wait in storehouse (a room, a closet, a corridor) if their mistress will want to devote day to rest ( to shops, excursions)
14. Monofins nothing have against them have put in order (have cleaned, have stuck or have handed over in repair)

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