Greetings, and welcome to my webpage. Since switching colleges I have decided to change many aspects of my page.......if I get around to it. Last year while attending Stan's Discount Bait and Education (otherwise known as Chowan College) I began this webpage as an outlet for all my boredom induced visions. I now attend UNC Greensboro. The food is rather good here and the showers have water pressure. Excellent.
Anyway, by now you're probably asking yourself "Self, what would possess someone of John's character to continually update and mantain such a laughable excuse of a webpage?" Well, my young friend, I have two options at this point. Either I continue this webpage or I reveal myself as Gilgamesh reborn, smash your pitiful cities to dust, kidnap your women, and return the Eastern Euphrates Little League Baseball team to their rightful spot at the top of the game.
The following bands are better than Conway Twitty: NOFX, Pennywise, The Ataris, Mad Caddies, Lagwagon, A New Found Glory, Strung Out, No Use For A Name, Good Riddance, Face to Face, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Weezer, Bigwig, Rancid, Nerf Herder, Bouncing Souls, Less Than Jake, (old) Suicide Machines, Useless I.D. , MxPx, The Deviates, Op Ivy, THE VANDALS, AFI, No Motiv, Hi-Standard, Goldfinger, H2O, The Impossibles, Further Seems Forever, Dashboard Confessional, Thrice, RX Bandits,, and some selected works of Frank Zappa
Things I enjoy doing: Feeding fried chicken to live chickens (I have actually done this, a must try for all college students in rural North Carolina), Tormenting small mammals, pointing out less than obvious facts about people, frying chicken heads at McDonalds...perhaps I've said too much, and writing up odd profiles in AIM.
The best TV shows in exsistence: The Simpsons, Family Guy, King of the Hill, Kids in the Hall, The Brak Show, Space Ghost, and anything on the History Channel.
The worst TV shows in exsistence: Any and all "Reality Shows," espcially the Real World, anything on the WB.
Interesting history note: on September 25, 1893, Whitcomb Judson invented the zipper. On September 25, 2000, I squished a bug with my room mate's shoe.