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| hi my name is matthew and i am the opposite of cool |
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| my name is derrick and I am convinced satan is behind this all. |
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| the only good squirrel is a dead squirrel, do what you can to help the human race |
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| S.A.P.P. |
| Squirrel Attack Prevention Program |
| you are probably wondering what S.A.P.P. is. It is an organization founded by matthew mixson and derrick domek in early 2000. our goal and vision is to rid the world of this terrible menance. we cannot do this alone and highly suggest you listen to us or be terminated in the process by either a fellow squirrel hater or the squirrels themselves. this web site is to inform you in hopes that you will learn and have a fighting change against god's most versatile hunter..... |
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| S. A. P. P. |
| squirrel; a four legged mammal spawned by satan to rid the world of humans or any other creature in thier destructive path |
| attack; to set upon with violent force. the act or an instance of attacking; an assult |
| prevention; the act of preventing or impeding. control by preventing the occurrence of something. |
| program; a listing of the order of events and other pertinent information for a public presentation. |
| We have recieved word that we have a comrade MIA. His name is Pablo Martinez. This brave man is the victim of the savageness of the squirrels. If anyone has any information as to the where abouts of this hero, please let us know so we can send a reconasiance team to rescue him. We will leave no man behind in this war. |
| Squirrels: If you do not release Pablo you will pay. |
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