Yes, Grillo the Clown (that would be ME!!!) is rilly sick and tired of submitting shtuff to that stupid website Unusual Kentucky, I keep sending them goodly things of great human innerest and they just fuckin' IGNORE my valuable contributiums and I am an angry puppy now. So here is me, startin' MY OWN DAMN WEBSITE, so there! Ha HO! You can e-mail my big Grillo face at clowngrillo@hotmail.com with stuff about stuff. Someday, like maybe 2009, I will release my own damn "compendium" on the CARDBOARD-ROM format.

Here am just a few of my billions of entries in the archives, friend!

Ghost of a Chicken Nugget
My Cactus Friend
Toilet Noises
Satan
Flying Fish of London, KY
The Attic of Grillo
The Lost Quarter
The Speedwell Windshield Bug
Duck Island
The Milk that Vanished
World's Smallest Skillet
Grillo's Feet
Secret Cemetery in my TV Set
The Toilets of Kentucky
Pepsi Blue
Mello Yello Variants
Red Fusion











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