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We at the Fury Staff sincerely apologize, our Furious leader has once again shown us (our computer actually) the true meaning of "FEEL THE FURY." At our last interveiw, we asked Hellraiser what it felt like to not have the TCW Heavyweight Title any longer. He then proceeded to demonstrate how he felt by demolishing the computer, all of it! Now repairs have been made and we will do our best not to do that again. He is so moody since he lost the TCW belt. That should change because now Hellraiser Hark is once again Heavyweight Champion. Was it ever in doubt that the Furious One would reclaim what was rightfully his all along? Not here at the Fury Staff (even if he is an ass). Hellraiser defeated Pit Bull Kevin Dark in a match full of surprises. But in the end Hellraiser pulled one out of the hat from reserve. This now marks the start of the second reign of Hellraiser in TCW. This following his first reign, the longest in TCW hisory. Hellraiser regains the title on the heels of a stunning defeat the week prior. He and Paul Lewis teamed against Dr. X and "fat ass" Mike Paige. The commissionership and the reinstatement of Gary Tool were on the line. With all at stake, none of the four combatants were willing to give anything away to their opponents. After three of the four participants were wearing the crimson mask from chain linked fence, steel posts, and good old fashioned bare knuckles, it looked as if Hellraiser and Lewis had gained an advantage over X and Paige. But Paul Lewis was not able to hold big Dr. X as Hellraiser was attempting to deliver the finishing blow with a steel chair. Dr. X was able to evade the chair, leaving Lewis in the direct path of Hellraiser's swing. As Paul Lewis fell unconcious tothe mat, Dr. X threw the bloodied Hellraiser to the floor continuing to pound on his busted head. This had to be the luckiest day of Mike Paige's life. He had been beat on by Lewis and the Furious One, and was wearing the crinsom mask form a collision with the ringpost, and had been put through a table by Hellraiser (via flying-butt-pliers to the floor). It was nothing less than a miracle, as Paul Lewis lay unconcious, Paige slithered back into the ring and was able to drape an arm across Lewis for the victory. Mike Paige is now the only commissioner of the TCW and Gary Tool is reinstated for life. But Hellraiser spoiled the celebration by doing what everyone knew was about to happen. He stripped the mask off off Dr. X revealing to all there to see that it was none other than Gary Tool! We never doubted Hellraiser when he said it was Tool at the very beginning. Tool hasn't been seen At TCW since then. It is obvious that Tool's pride was rattled. HAAA!!! Does anyone really care?!! Not here at the Fury Staff.
Hellraiser and Brett Bonz, TheFurious Faction, will be reunited within TOS (Topps Old School) at TOPPS. The Faction will deal their brand of mayhem upon the inbred members of that backwards promotion along with putting fear in the hearts of the moronic, retarded fans two weeks from now. Next week Hellraiser makes his debut at TASW. Given the respect that such a dominant force deserves, Hellraiser will be given a championship match against Bobby-Too-Badd, Texas All-Star's Heavyweight Champion. Although Hellraiser and Bobby-Too-Bad have never met in the squared circle, they aren't strangers in the back. We're sure that each of these two men know their opponent's tactics and methods. When asked about this upcoming battle Hellraiser said that it's about time South Texas got reaquainted with the way Hellraiser does business. After all, Hellraiser used to bust heads in that neck of the woods a while back. As for Bobby-Too-Bad, Hellraiser says what he says to everyone, "Put your gameface on because it's time to play, and in this game, I bring the violence!"