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| YOUR A POTHEAD WHEN... *Your pets are potheads *You cant remember whether you but bread from the grocery store or the hardware store. *You laugh at the discovery channel *You suck your bottom lip into the vacuum *You try to supersize every meal *You have this site bookmarked *You have the munchies right in front of you and you forget to eat them *You light a cigerette and forget to smoke it *You smoke a cigerette that isnt lit *You stare at the clock, waiting for 4.20 and then snap out of it to realise it is 4.31 *You have a freshly packed bowl in your hand and half an hour later you realise... you forgot to smoke it *Your on the fone to your best friend and forget who your talking to *You flip through 10 channels and realise that you were trying to turn up the volume *You glance at the bong, only to be astounded that you already packed it *You forget to smoke pot *You just toked and you cant find the bong *You keep reading this and still cant make sense out of it *You cant find your ears but you like what there doing *Gravity suddenly jumps up onto the table and spills it into the heater vent at your feet and then hides your drink *Your suddenly start craving something you havent had for fifteen years *Your out of weed... Well i guess you have had enough pot *You suddenly remember the name of the kid that sat infront of you in second grade, but cant remember what you have for lunch 30 minutes ago. *You watch Go fishing on the tv and genuinly feel bad for the fish... *YOU PASS OUT *Your speaking on the phone to make arrangements to pick up a friend and then ask 'where are you' even though YOU phoned them... IF SYPTOMS PERSIST... DON'T SMOKE POT!!! |
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