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THE 15 COMMANDMENTS OF SMOKING POT 1. The person who has the money, or bought it, gets to spark it up. 2. If someone rolls a GOOD joint, give them a compliment on his or her rolling skills. 3. If someone is smoking in your home, you always let them have any snaks you have lying around. 4. If you notice that the person who is lighting is shaking when lighting the skunk, either because they are stoned or nervous, light it for them, tell them to calm down, and take the weed and pass it to the next person. 5. If somone is thirsty due to cotton mouth, always offer them a drink. 6. If someone slobbers on a joint, blunt, pipe or bong, curse at them and make them clean it up. 7. Never hog the stuff. 8. If somone gets you high, sometime in the future, you need to get them high. 9. Never turn down a smoke. 10. Never say bad stuff about somone elses weed. 11. If you buy from a dealer, be polite and offer to smoke with them in the future. 12. Never hand anyone an empty bowl full of cash. 13. Never try to steal some weed from the baggie. 14. The person who brought the bud picks the music. 15. Always thank the person who got you wrecked. |
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