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SEASON FOUR
-= Harsh Light Of Day = Wild At Heart = The Initiative = Pangs =-
-= Something Blue = Hush = Doomed = A New Man = The "I" In Team =-
-= Goodbye Iowa = Who Are You = Superstar = Where The Wild Things Are =- -= New Moon Rising = The Yoko Factor = Primeval = Restless =-

SEASON ONE - ANGEL
-= In The Dark =-

Harsh Light of Day

= Dates Harmony
= Ass kicked by Buffy in a spectacular way
= Lost the Gem of Amara

Wild at Heart

= Electrocuted
= Dragged away by Initiative Soldiers

The Initiative

= Locked in cell
= Shocked
= Starved
= Ability to feed taken away
= Can't fight
= Severe neurological pain every time he tries to feed
= His belongings, including his Sex Pistols CD caught on fire by Harmony
= Knocked over the head with a lamp
= Attacked by Commandos
= Shot at

Pangs

= Ass kicked by Buffy
= Starved
= Almost staked by girlfriend
= Parboiled
= Tied to chair
= Forced to watch others eat
= Shot with several arrows
= Denied a Brandy

Something Blue

= Chained up in a bathtub
= Missed Passions
= Joked about his inability to preform ( i.e, Impotent.. flaccid)
= Teased by Buffy
= Chained in living room
= Punched by Buffy
= Severe neurological pain
= Tied up
= Tied to a chair
= Threatened
= Engaged to his mortal enemy
= Compared to Angel
= Thrown
= Put under a spell that made him make out with his mortal enemy for almost an entire episode
= Buffy taste in his mouth
= Willow rudely shoves a cookie into his mouth.
= Never got an apology from Willow for being put under a spell

Hush

= Deprived of Weetibix
= Tied to a chair
= Voice stolen
= Ass kicked by Xander

= Sleeping Chair soaked by leaky pipes in Xander's basement home
= Severe neurological pain
= Earthquake
= Had to wear Xander's clothing
= Shrunk clothes
= Called Impotent, a waste of space and worthless
= Feelings hurt
= Tried to commit suicide
= Fell on and broke a table
= No longer scary
= Ass kicked by a Vahrall Demon
= Ceiling beam fell on him during an 'end of the world' earthquake
= Pretended to be an American
= Almost found by Riley

= No one said goodbye
= Told he wasn't scary
= Threatened by a stuttering Fyarl-Giles
= Drove Giles' car
= Chased by the Commando guys
= Crashed Giles' car
= The one scene that would show he still had it, Cut from the episode

= Living in a Mausoleum
= Shot with tracer by the commandos
= Chased all over town leading into a chase during the day.
= Forced to ask for help from the Scooby Gang.
= Giles wouldn't help.
= Had to give Giles all his money back.
= Blood and smokes that he bought lost during chase by Commandos.
= Operated on by a less then able to preform surgery, Giles
= Told to leave town.
= Pain.

= Only one good enough to live in Xander's basement.
= Went out into the sun(okay.. his own free will but still.)
= Found by Riley
= Almost found by Graham and Forrest.
= Tv broken.
= Hid from the commandos in a tomb with a corpse.
= Run out of his place
= Beaten by Demons at Willie's
= Death Threat.

= Hangs out all creepy and alone in the shadows
= Found by Wonder Jonathan
= Teased
= Called a "Big, bleached.... stupid guy" and Scum
= Threatened once by Wonder Jonathan, and once by Buffy
= Told to shutup
= Shoved against a crypt by Wonder Jonathan
= Shoved against the same crypt by Buffy
= Hit his head on the crypt
= Threats mades towards his blood supply

= Not scary
= Friendless
= Never got to stop and smell the corpses while he could still bite
= Brought to Lowell House.. the land of Soldiers
= LOUDLY referred to as Hostile 17 inside of Lowell House
= Chair came to life and attacked him

= Hurt his hand trying to hit Mr. Bits
= Formerly dangerous and currently annoying
= "You do sort of look like and evil olive"
= Yet another death threat
= Went into the Initiative

= Fears the Slayer
= "Feels smothered, trapped like an animal, pure in it's ferocity. Unable to actaulize the urges within. Clinging to one truth, like a flame, struggling to burn within an enclosed glass. That a beast this powerful cannot be contained. Inevitably, it will break free and savage the land again." - Adam
= Due to American Chipmanship he can't even point a decorative gun
= Severe Neurological pain
= Called Yoko Ono (of course it was by him.. but Yoko?!)

= Caught(guess how)
= Failed at his and Adam's plan
= forced to follow Adam's orders
= Choked by Forrest-bot
= Almost got his head ripped off
= Trapped in the Initiative
= Had to fight his way out(Much to his own fun)

= Wore a Tweed suit
= Swinging on a swingset with Giles on a sunny day
= Being taught how to be a Watcher
= Hired himself off as an attraction
= Called a 'Sideshow Freak'
= Made a fool of himself
= Not enough onscreen time(Two two minute long scenes?!)

-=Season One - Angel=-

In The Dark

= Ass kicked by Angel
= Hair caught on fire
= Threatened by Cordelia
= Held at cross-boy
= Verbal abuse from Doyle
= Forced to witness an 'Angel saves yet another damsel in distress' scene

Special thanks to Angelique for the the last four additions to "In the Dark'

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