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        <S5 - BUFFY>           
<S4 - BUFFY, S1 - ANGEL>   
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-= Buffy Vs. Dracula = Real Me = The Replacement = Out Of My Mind =-
-= No Place Like Home = Family = Fool For Love = Shadow =-
-= Listening To Fear = Into The Woods = Triangle = Checkpoint =-
-= Blood Ties = Crush = I Was Made To Love You = The Body =-

Buffy Vs. Dracula

= "Bucking for one hell of a headache" - Riley
= Demons still after him.
= Dracula still owes him 11 pounds
= Though Buffy does.. Riley doesn't have a problem killing Spike
=  had to back down from fighting Riley because of the chip in his brain.

Real Me

= Not being paid royalties for his "Kill the Slayer" song stolen by Harmony.
= "Threat" from Harmony.
Punched in the face thrice by Buffy.

The Replacement

= Forced to looking through the 'piles of crap'
at the dump for things for his 'home'
= Had one of his findings destroyed by the Big Tall Robey thing.

Out Of My Mind

= Punched in the face by Vampire.
= Fell into an open grave after delivering dramatic speech.
= Almost caught watching "Dawson's Creek".
= Can't kill because of "Cute Government chp in his head"
= Played 20 questions with Harmony
= Called "Blondie-Bear" ...again
= No one ever knocks on his crypt door.
= Smacked by Buffy
= Head operated on
= Awake during operation (Feels "Like someones cutting into my brain with a knife")
= Hurt Manhood - Harmony told doctor that Spike can't even pick flowers.
= "There is peroxided pest who's number is up
   - When I get my hands on Spike I'm gonna rip his head off..." - Buffy
= Stitches
= Buffy tried to kill him.. again
= Punched 5 times (ON camera) by Buffy
= Severe Neurological Pain
= Thrown
= Doctor faked taking the chip out of his head
= "Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Everywhere I turn she's there. That nasty little face, that bouncing, shampoo - commercial hair. That whole holier than thou additude. She follows me, you know, tracks me down. I'm her pet project. Drive Spike around the bend. Makes everyday a fresh bout of torture! *picks up tomb stone and throws it* You don't understand. I can't get rid of her. She's everywhere. She's haunting me, Harmony! This.. has got to end." - Spike
= Almost staked by Buffy - "I should have done this years ago." - Buffy
= Turned into a Nike Ad - "You know what? Do it. Bloody Just Do It. End my torment. Seeing you, everyday, everywhere I go, everytime I turn around. Take me out of a world that has you in it." - Spike
= Dreamed about Kissing and being in love with Buffy - "Buffy, I love you.. Oh god I love you so much" - Spike
= Realized he's in love with The Slayer

Fool For Love

= Thrown against a wall
= Drank bad Bronze beer
= "Where you born this big a pain in the ass?" - Buffy
= Can't Rhyme
= Mocked and laughed at about his poetry
= "Have you heard? They call him William The Bloody because of his bloody awful poetry!" - 1880 - Party Goer
= Shot down by the woman he loves - "You're nothing to me, William. You're beneath me." - 1880 - Cecily
= Almost knocked over by Angel
= Brought to tears in 1880 and 2000 by two different people he's loved.
= Turned into a vampire by Drusilla (pain in the beginning.. lots of pleasure afterwards ;)
= Strangled by Angel(1880) and Buffy(2000)
= Got into a fight with Angel
= Almost staked by Buffy(2000), Chinese Slayer(1900) and Angel(1880)
= Chinese Slayer(1900): Punched 12 times and kicked 8(on camera)
= Slashed across the left eyebrow with a sword (1900 - Explains the scar he has now)
= Severe neurological pain (once in The Bronze - once outside of it.)
= Fought with and was beat up by Buffy
= African American Slayer(1977): Punched and kicked 7 times each(on camera)
= Tried to kiss Buffy and was rejected(I think the kissing is bad enough. Too soon)
= Spike: "Come on, Slayer, you know you want to dance."
Buffy: "Say it's true. Say I do want to..." *Pushes Spike away, letting him fall to the ground*
"It wouldn't be with you, Spike. It would never be with you."
*throws the money at him..*
"You're beneath me."
= "I knew you'd take this personally. You are so sensitive!" - Harmony
= Dumped by Dru because of The Slayer (1998) "When I look at you all I see is the Slayer"
= Cheated on
= Let his emotions for Buffy get in the way of The Kill.

Shadow

Listening to Fear

= Buffy caught him stealing pictures of her
= Attacked and scared by Queller Demon
= Screamed like a little girl
= Got to hold hands with Buffy(When he helped her up) only to have the moment interrupted (squashed) by Riley.

Into The Woods

= Unable to have the girl he loves
= Stood outside Buffy's bedroom window why she had sex with Riley
= 'Get out - or I will drop you out head first" - Buffy
= Didn't get to watch Buffy get dressed *g*
= Grabbed and ordered around by another Vampire
= Thrown against a stone pillar by Riley
= Punched
= Staked
= Staked with a plastic wood grain stake(probably hurts more..)
= Massive Chest Pain (see - getting staked)
= Riley knows that he's 'hot for his honey'
= Riley shoved his hand into Spike's Plastic Stake wound (ouch!)

Triangle

= Carried an Arguement/Conversation with Mannequin Buffy
= Bumped into by Xander
= Told to 'go away'
= Got his hand smacked by Xander when he tried to grab a peanut
= Used to get the 'what-the-hell-do-you-see-in-her look' when he was with Drusilla
= Bumped into by Olaf the Troll
= Paralyzed with not caring very much(Sorry had to include that;)
= Told to shut up
= Got up the urge to say hello to Buffy and got a funny look and then ignored in return
= Hit by the Troll
= Had Buffy thrown on top of him(knocking him to the ground again)
= Yelled at for trying to help someone
= Called 'Disgusting'

Checkpoint

= Flew through the air and landed on top of a vampire
= Saved Buffy - But got in her way
= "I never need you, Spike" - Buffy
= Left with a boatload of manly responsibility that came flying out of nowhere
= Hand smacked away ("They didn't put a chip in your head did they?" one of the funniest interactions between Buffy and Spike)
= Left to protect Buffy's family
= Called 'Disgusting'

Blood Ties

= Dawn is 'badder' than he is
= Couldn't even scare Dawn
= Read Giles' fruit fly writing;)
= Buffy pulled the top of a sarcophagus out from under him making him fall backwards into the tomb
= Sarcophagus top pushed back against him - trapping him halfway inside tomb
= Nobody keeps him "in the bloody loop"
= Blamed for Dawn finding out she's the Key
= "Oh, yeah, here it comes. Something goes wrong in your life, blame Spike. News flash blondie, if kid sis wants to grab a midnight stroll, she'll find a way sooner or later. I just thought she'd be safer with big bad looking over her shoulder" - Spike
= Buffy tried to make herself feel better with a rould of "Kick The Spike"
= Had no choice but to stand up to Buffy, possibly hurting her in the process.. Thus hurting Spike
= Thrown over Glory's head into a wall
= Head butted twice
= Thrown across X-ray room into medical table.. slid off table into another wall
= Knocked out

Crush

= Not "Talking Buddies" with Buffy
= Buffy and Xander were both rude to him
= Tried to sit down and hold a normal conversation with Buffy
= Called "Evil Dead," "Diabolical Fiend" and "Bleach Boy"
= Spilled his beer
= Xander hurt his feelings
= Half naked Harmony...'nuff said
= Not in the mood for sex... with Harm, at least..
= Dawn showed up at his crypt uninvited
= Dawn feels "safe" with him
= Choked on Cigarette smoke
= Uncomfortable with Buffy standing there as he finishes his Story of Murder to Dawn
= "Hanging out with Spike is not cool. It's dangerous and icky." - Buffy
= Dawn has a crush on him...is that bad?
= "He's a killer, Dead and evil and a vampire.. a monster" - Buffy(sorta)
= Buffy found out from Dawn that he's in love with her
= Xander laughed at the idea of Spike loving Buffy
Buffy: "I'm not joking"
Xander: "Oh, I hope not. It's funnier if it's true"
= Buffy finds it 'creepy' that he loves her
= His feelings are just a "Fevered daydream that's not gonna happen"
= Buffy automatically assumes that she has to pay him for his help
= Sings The Ramones - Not bad.. just terribly funny
= "Well, that was sad. I'm embarrassed for our kind" - Spike on Vampires
= Wasted Buffy's time
= Opened the door for her without thinking, cluing Buffy in on his feelings being for real
= Horrible 'oh my god' going to vomit response from Buffy when she realizes he does love her
= He's like a 'Serial Killer in Prison'
= No one believes he has feelings..
Buffy: "You don't know what feelings are!"
Spike: "I damn well do!"
= Cut off before he was able to say "I love you"
= "Oh, come on, we need to talk--"
"We don't need to do anything, ok? There is no 'We'. Understand?" - Spike and Buffy
= Cried?
= "Poor boy, tin soldiers put funny little knick-knacks in your brain. Can't hunt. Can't hurt. Can't kill. You've got a chip" - Drusilla
= "Right, so you've heard, . Poor Spike's become a cautionary tale for vampires, "You better be good, kiddies, or else they might wire you up someday." - Spike
= "But the pain, Luv, you don't understand. It-it's searing. It's blinding." - Spike
= Harmony wont have a threesome unless it's Boy - Boy - Girl or Charlize Theron
= Called "Sweet Boo Boo" in front of Dru
= "I do beat him up alot.." - Buffy admits it!!
= Inner struggle over whether or not he should feed off of a human.
Buffy found his secret "Buffy-Shrine"
= "I think I shall be very cross with you when I'm free again" - Dru
= "I...Love You. You're all I bloody think about... Dream about.. You're in my gut.. My throat.. I'm drowning in you, Summers. I'm drowning in you." - Spike
= could do without the laugh track from Drusilla while he's spilling his guts to Buffy
= Buffy feels only revulsion towards Spike
= "You can't love without a soul." - Incorrect Buffy
= "You're a sick, miserable vampire I should have dusted a long time ago." - Mean Buffy
= Willing to kill Drusilla for Buffy.. willing to give up his face of salvation, the being that delivered him from mediocraty, who cut a swath through continants with him and never stopped surprising him -- taking him to new depths..
= Buffy wont admit she feels even the slightest for Spike -- All that over zealous denial and waste of energy and she feels nothing? hmm..
= "Spike..... The only chance you had with me was when I was unconscious." - Cruel Buffy
= "Oh, what-- aagghh!!! gaaahh!! -- *throws stake against wall* -- What the bleeding hell is wrong with you bloody women?!? What the hell does it take!? Why do you bitches torture me?!" "I-I'm at the end of my bleeding tether, you know.. I-I-I don't know why I even bother, you know -- *points at Dru* -- It's your fault. You're the one to blame for all of this, you know?"
"Am I?"
"Bloody right you are! If you hadn't left me for that chaos demon I never would've come back here. Never would've had this soddin chip in my skull. -- *turns to Buffy* -- And you wouldn't be able to touch me. Because this.. *points to himself then at Buffy* .. with you.. is wrong. I know it. I'm not a complete idiot. Do you think I like having you in here? Destroying everything that was me until all that's left is you in a dead shell.. heh.. You say you hate it, but you wont leave. You know, what I should just do is get rid of both of you -- *points to Dru* -- Burn you! Cut you into little pieces so there wont be anymore bints to cock things up for Spi--"
= Shot in the back with arrow and fell to the ground
= Dru tried to talk Harmony into hurting Spike -- "Oh, so you're all ganging up?"
= Hit in the head with Crossbow
= Called a Dog
= Faught Harmony
= Kneed in the groin and punched several times
= Arrow in back grabbed and twisted by Harmony
= "Poor Spike, so lost. Even I can't help you now" - Drusilla
= Harmony broke up with him... bad? nah
= Punched so hard by Buffy that he flew across the cave into his Buffy Shrine
= "What part of punching you in the face did you not understand?" - Buffy
= "I want you out, I want you out of this town. I want you off this planet! You don't come near me, my friends or my family again, ever! Understand?" - Buffy
= Buffy had Willow do the spell to take away Spike's invitation to her home.

I Was Made To Love You

= It's Strange, Obscene and Wrong that Spike would want Buffy
= "Oh, dear, if looks could stake." - Spike
= "Get away from me." - Buffy
= Ben offered to be innappropriately violent
= Thrown through a double glazed window by April-Bot
= "Bloody hell. You threw me through a window. What's that about?" - S
= Buffy and Anya think it's 'really good' and 'neat' that he got thrown through a window
= Went out for a.. jog during the day with his blanket
= Not welcome at the Magick(Magic?) Box
= Willow's working on a way to de-invite him from public places
= Dawn doesn't like/trust him anymore
= "Misrepresentations, misunderstandings, slurs and allegations" - Spike
= Pushed by Giles
= "We are not your friends. We are not your way to Buffy. There is no way to Buffy. Clear out of here. And, Spike, this thing -- Get over it."
"I don't know what you mean."
"Yes, you do. Move the hell on." - Giles and Spike
= Ended up on the receiving end of a Ripper-Glare
= Packed up Buffy-Shrine
= Making a.... Buffy Bot?

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