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It's been a long time coming, but here's an update. I was thinking about reviewing two or three films, but because my mouse is a stupid piece of crap, and yahoo pagebuilder is a stupid... piece... of crap, they go perfectly well together.
Anyway, you just get Ninja the Protector this time, and I can't be bothered to go through the other reviews to see if I mentioned it so I can link to it from there, because I'm trying my best to not use my mouse as much as possible.
Unlike my mouse, I am beautiful, and so are you.
Tiger Heart is up.
I was going to do a review of Jack Frost, but I was told off as I'm only supposed to be reviewing martial arts films. Which brings me to my next point which will concern two things: I only have 16 of these films and I've reviewed six of them with the new review, leaving only ten more films. First of all, this is the reason I update so infrequently, for if I updated more often then I'd soon run out of films, as I can't afford any new ones. Secondly, if I do run out of films, then I might start reviewing other genres as well, so a Jack Frost review may one day appear anyway.
Secret Ninja, Roaring Tiger is up, finally! Huzzah and hurrah!
You can now only get to the other part of the site unless you actually know the URL, as I've removed the link since it's a pile of crap and I can't be bothered to actually delete it.
Also, with Christmas coming up, I have an idea for a special, seasonal review.
Golden Ninja Warrior review is up.
I've not slept in a while.
I'm an arse.
And you're beautiful.
The Ninja Squad review is up. I know no one reads this part of the site, even the people I force to read my reviews, but here is some advice anyway: Never, EVER watch an American film with "Tiger" in the title. In fact, don`t ever watch an American martial arts film anyway, because they can`t do them.
Well, I suppose the first Mortal Kombat film was cool, but that`s mainly because of Christopher Lambert.