KFC Fanfic: Friday:

Kurei's Session

by

Bottou-chan

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The room was filled to capacity. Though Raiha was mysteriously missing, both Joker and Neon were sitting quietly in the back. The KFC was eagerly assembled, curious to hear what he had to say.

Kurei stood emotionlessly at the front of the room. "Dim the lights," he commanded, and Shuusai obeyed.

Kurei cleared his throat. "This session is entitled 'Psychology of a Villain: How a Warped Childhood Can Excuse Crimes Againt Humanity.' Now, the secret to this is, you don't have to make up your own excuses. Rather, you can get others to excuse you-- thereby alleviating the blame from yourself. They can always place it elsewhere, and we villains don't have to be bothered by it. It's quite a useful, handy thing. 'Oh, he may be evil, but deep down inside, he's good!' they will say. You remember that's what Koganei said to me. And how did I respond? I tried to kill him." Kurei didn't sound particularly perturbed by the memory.

JiaXian and Rei leaned forward. Everyone else slumped a little in their seats. They suddenly felt nervous for the first time.

"Allow me to present an illustrated multimedia depiction of the events of my life," said Kurei, with a slideshow-clicker in one hand and a remote control for the tv in the other. "Now, for the beginning, we must start with the warped childhood..."

An image of Kurei in the process of stabbing Recca suddenly occupied the screen. "Now, some will say that my warped childhood will excuse my crimes against humanity. And I say that's ridiculous. I made a perfectly good decision on my own that Recca must die. Recca was a problem; I knew how to fix it. If I had succeeded, I wouldn't have had to undergo such traumas as I later faced. And yet those very same traumas were what made me strong, but also what makes me who I am today. And what am I today? Probably the most kakkoi of all the villains of FoR, despite what other people with large egos might think." He cast a pointed glance in Joker's direction.

"Now, next, we have a mass murder going on while I was imprisoned in the jail," said Kurei, clicking through a number of well-chosen slides. A few of the members looked a bit green. Others chose to study their hands, neatly folded in their laps, rather than look at the images. JiaXian, Saturn, and Rei leaned forward, more intent than ever. "Some might say that that sort of trauma would be an excuse enough to drive me over the edge. And again, I say that's not so. Regardless of what was going on in the outside world, I still had my vengeance to take. Being jailed was only a minor setback. It didn't matter that the village was being massacred; I had a job to do, and even as a small child, I knew my duty when I saw it. Now, next..."


An hour and a half later, everyone was thoroughly slumped to the bottoms of their seats. They had been subjected to over one and a half hours of graphic carnage. Even JiaXian, Saturn, and Rei had sickened of it.

"Any questions?" asked Kurei abruptly, and no one dared open their mouths. "Good," he said with a smirk. "The lecture is over then."

"A-a-arigatou, Kurei," said Bottou-chan, walking weakly up to the front of the room. "Errr... everyone, be sure to come back for lunch tomorrow, when Kurei will be our guest speaker..."

Kurei nodded, and left, with Joker and Neon following close behind. The members of his fanclub, however, remained seated, still in shock.

"I don't think I want any lunch," whispered Nekomi, whose package of pocky was lying untouched for once.

"I think I'm afraid of what he might say," agreed Koichi.

Natsumi's pen and paper were lying untouched on the floor at her feet as she hugged her bishonen ball to herself. "I think I'll save my questions for a better time," she whispered to Lynn-chan.

"Probably the best idea," agreed Lynn-chan.

"Remind me to never, ever get on his bad side," murmured April-chan, and Julia and Ashley, sitting next to her, nodded, wide-eyed.

"That was scarier than the ending credits of 'Lamuness & 40 Fresh'," whispered BabySilve.

Kid-O gave a short laugh. "That's an understatement," she agreed softly.

Ailin picked up her scythe. "I think I need a nap," she said casually. "There's just something... emotionally draining... about watching all those people get slaughtered."

Bottou-chan nodded, weakly. "How about we all go find something to take our minds off the last session?"

"I know what would help me," said Natsumi brightly. She brandished her bishonen ball. "Mikagami, I choose you!" she cried, and he was zapped to the floor in front of her.

"Better than landing in the water," grumbled Mikagami, picking himself up from the carpet and brushing the lint from his pants. "At least you didn't aim for the water pitcher or anything."

"Don't be sarcastic," said Lynn-chan. "Come on, Mikagami, you've got to entertain us."

Mikagami sweatdropped. "What do you want me to do, serenade you all personally?" he inquired sarcastically.

"Sounds great! Let's go try the karaoke machine downstairs!" suggested Baby-Silve, and the members of the KFC, desperate for _anything_ to distract them, migrated away towards the elevators.

JiaXian wasn't that desperate, however. He, Saturn, and Rei went off to his room to play Parcheesi.

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