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LAST UPDATED: 27th March 2004

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27th March 2004 Entering Heaven Ever wondered why there is no arguing between the people of different religions once they reach heaven?
Saddam Vs Irish A great example of how the Irish would have handled Saddam Hussien.
Cranky Women Many blokes don't seem to understand why women are sometimes a little cranky. Perhaps reading this will help explain things.
Agony Uncle There is good reason why problem pages are mostly written by women. Could you imagine the answers a man would give.
 
20th March 2004 Toons3 Page3 of the Toons section has been added.
 
19th March 2004 Revolving Doors An amazing story of an poorly attempted bank robbery in Bonnie Scotland.
Why Do Men Die 1st? The answer to one of lifes little mysteries is here in this funny little explanation.
Lie Detector Here is a classic example of the genius criminal mind at work.
100 Ways To Order Pizza 100 ways to make ordering a pizza a far more enjoyable experience. Ordering a pizza has never been this much fun.
 
15th March 2004 Site Help Site Help has been added to help with any issues which cause the site to display incorrectly.
 
7th March 2004 Toons2 Page2 of the Toons section has been edited to include 12 new images. The new images are listed in the left hand menu and begin with Birth Control
 
4th March 2004 A550RGY Page 1 of the Photos section has had a slight change. The image A550RGY.jpg has been added in place of the locum.jpg {I Love Cum} This was to keep the news articles together on the new Page3.
Photos3 Page3 has been added to the Photos section. This page is almost entirely devoted to news articles from real newspapers. From men who advertise for someone to go back in time with them and marijuana smugglers seeking employment, to a women and her Toy Yoda.
 
5th Aug 2003 Technical Xmas The classic poem "'Twas the night before christmas", as if written by an FBI agent.
Student Memo A memo to students offering the chance for more and more S.H.I.T.
Who Won? "Submit of the Month" section started, which gives you the chance to submit a joke or image and have your name in lights (or at least on this site).
The Tripper August winner of the "Submit of the Month" competition. A new set of lyrics for the song "The Trooper" by Iron Maiden.
 
Aug 2003 N/A !!SITE STARTED!!
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