Why Do Men Die First?

• If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...You're a male chauvinist.
• If you stay home and do the housework... you're a poofter.
• If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.
• If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing lazy prick.
• If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is exploitation.
• If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay... you should get off your lazy ass and find something better.
• If you get a promotion ahead of her... that is favouritism.
• If she gets a job ahead of you... its equal opportunity.
• If you mention how nice she looks.... its sexual harassment.
• If you keep quiet... it's male indifference.
• If you cry... you're a wimp.
• If you don't... you're an insensitive bastard.
• If you make a decision without consulting her... you're a chauvinist.
• If she makes a decision without consulting you... she's a liberated woman.
• If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy... that's domination.
• If SHE asks you... it's a favour.
• If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear... you're a pervert.
• If you don't... you're gay.
• If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape... you're sexist.
• If you don't... you're unromantic.
• If you try to keep yourself in shape... you're vain.
• If you don't... you're a slob.
• If you buy her flowers... you're after something.
• If you don't... you're not thoughtful.
• If you're proud of your achievements... you're full of shit.
• If you're not... you're not ambitious.
• If she has a headache... she's tired.
• If you have a headache... you don't love her anymore.
• If you want it too often... you're oversexed.
• If you don't... there must be someone else.

MEN DIE FIRST BECAUSE THEY WANT TO!