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| Dad Cigale's Joke Corner!!! |
| A Blond was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals. She announced, "Go ahead, ask me any of the capitals. I know them all!" A redhead said, "OK, what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blond replied, "That's easy. 'W'". |
| A blond quickly went to her mailbox, looked in it, closed the door of the box and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated the process. She did this 5 more times and her neighbor who was watching her said, "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mailbox." The blond answered, "No, I'm working on the computer and it keeps telling me that I have mail." |
| Two blonds are driving to Disney World. As they approached Orlando and were on the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World left." The blonds looked at each other, said "Oh well" and turned around and went home. |
| A blond who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning she got all her gear together and headed off to the ice. When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then she suddenly heard a voice that said, "There's no fish in there." So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there. So she moves again and the voice yet again tells her there are no fish there. She looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her. "How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the blond. The man cooly said, "Well, first of all this is a hockey rink and second of all, you're going to pay for all those holes." |
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| A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" |