| WARNING... read at your own risk might not be safe for the elderly and small children not responsible for lost or stolen items keep away from eyes and mouth make sure your tray tables and seat backs are in their full and upright position no purchase necessary do not inhale batteries not included may be harmful if injested action figures sold separately not responsible for floods, fire, earthquakes, or other acts of god keep out of the reach of children this warning does not protect against improper usage, typos, misspellings, or chocolate milk flying out of your nose while laughing some assembly required drink by date printed on bottom of can and now... |
| WELCOME TO MELANIE'S PAGE! Ok-so i'm not exactly sure why i created this site- it sorta seemed like a fun thing to do at the time.Since you're here already, take a loo k at my goofy pictures, admire my artwork in awe, read some of my favorite libertarian articles in my "Poly-tics" corner (at least so you can argue with me about them!) and be sure to sign the guestbook :) (p.s. best viewed with medium text size) |
| Me likes to shovel the shit so bring some papertowels with you to Mel's Poly-tics Corner.... Page 2 Page 3 |
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| Majestic, brilliant artwork (ok... or just some stuff i've made-- unlike the item below) |
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| a lil of the crap i've written |
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| "You should never cry over spilt milk. Unless, of course, you are stranded on a deserted island and a magical genie shows up and offers you a lifetime of pleasure, fame, and fortune in exchange for your last glass of milk and you leap with glee and nearly spill your milk, then after you sigh in relief that it hasn't spilled, you step on a clam shell and drop the glass, causing the genie to disappear and leaving you to live out your days on a diet of coconuts and dead seagulls." |
| this website was last updated: August 29, 2003 |
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