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The Official Web Page Concerning the United Czech Deeraqistani Slovakian Confederate Democratic Republic of Filipino-America

Welcome to the page in which our country holds it's greatest and darkest secrets and cunningly posts them for all eyes to roll opon. Here, we also keep our top secret documents and records of national screw-ups, minutes of secret society meetings, and top secret internal govermental over-all best-swept-under-the-rug stuff about stuff. WE WILL NOT RELEASE PUBLIC INFORMATION TO THE PUBLIC UNTIL 20 YEARS AFTERWARDS OR UNTIL WE FEEL THAT THE PUBLIC FEELS IT SHOULD BE RELEASED!!! Now to take care of the angry throngs outside the Secret Public Information Place that Doesn't Exist. Look at the pictures! Now! More to come soon... (Mysterious fade out.)

NOTE: There is no water, no trees, no rocks, no visible sky, no houses, no life in our strong, durable, thriving, lively country.

Contact The Great Ruler at melonthegreen@gmail.com!
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The breath-taking letters and other symols that make up sentences, which in turn make up paragraphs, which in turn make up documents, which in turn make up this page! Which leads to the climax of the story, strange and confusing stuff about this wierd country that doesn't make sense! But don't miss the sequel to this amazing adventure, TEXT!! II!! The Links at the Bottom of the Page!! In which we rejoin our hero at the bottom of the page where he - (large nuclear explosion) *PLEASE STAND BY* (crappy elevator-type music) * THE UCDSCDRFA Broadcasting Corperation WOULD LIKE TO APPOLOGIZE FOR THE STUPIDITY AND LENGTHINESS OF THIS MEANINGLESS ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE UPCOMING TEXT THAT WILL TAKE PLACE OF THE BLANK SPACE THAT WAS ONCE HERE, AND THE BLANK SPACE BELOW IT. WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR ORIGIONAL LIFE.*

One of our beutiful National Forest Lands in our fair nation. Note the towering redwoods and the mighty spruce.

War on International Military Power

Warning!!!

A picture of our glorious, but mysteriously silent and immobile president, Kareem El Da Buddah.

F-350 Beeeaters preparing for flight.

The President's wife, the fair Cocadune, overlooking the city with her energetic disposition.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!