What the fuck

"What the fuck am I to do,
Who gives a shit about my mood?"
It ain't a mate that he can see
"They both want you and don't want me."

The kids go ape
When she comes home
And gives the dogs
Another bone.

It's full of guilt
And heaps of sugar
To keep'em sweet
ANOTHER treat.

They need to sleep and he must rest
It's adult time at half past nine
Buy how can a marriage be made in heaven
When mum comes home but after seven?

"Should I be here?"
He often asks.
"But who will cook,
And pour the beer?"

He has his uses (although few)
And people say "You won't regret
The time you did spend
With your pets."

Give up work tis for the best
And act the part in a boring play
Called "Mr Mum who never rests"
Who doesn't even get a say.

He works for free and hates it like,
A mother asked to wash the car and cut the grass.
But does he moan or bitch and scream
Fuckin oath, pain in the arse.

He needs a change of scenery,
More so lots of greenery
And heaps of work to take his mind,
Off SHIT he doesn't take too kind.


Daddy Noddi
1:54, 7/5/04