About the author - the bliss & horror that is her life..


Vanillah is a fitness instructor and a somewhat clumsy, dyslexic webmistress, an artist of some sort.
This website is a log of her creative insanity brought on by prolonged insomnia.
She is painfully aware that she suffers from most medically recognised mental disorders and a few yet unnamed ones.
In the course of producing this portal she will endeavour to coin a few new terms and test some theories.

A compulsory REM Adulteress, she is mainly plagued by sleep disorders and closely related narcoleptic nymphomania as well as promiscuity of thought.

As an artist she strongly believes that certain kinks in one's personality should be nurtured for the sake of Art.
Ars longa vita brevis...Arse longer with a brew..

Living in harmony with the bitch within (vide: pic left) and under the shadow of Sylvia Plath, she is still alive past her 30th birthday, (telling you the pills won't work..) trying to relieve the dire situation her head is in by keeping busy with some legitimate activities.

Recently she started a Bhangraerobics Class for the Asian community elders and Bollywood Dancing for the youths in her local area. View the photos in the Gallery now.

She also runs a voluntary local Jogging Club for Mums suffering from post-natal depression (J-Club SE15) and a week-end fitness club for the fortunate bastards at the top of the food chain.
Bless them for they put the food on her family's plate.

V.M. is not a threat to society (au contraire, 'Peace and Love and Flowers, mun') and feels that she does not require treatment other than self-therapy for depression following an ill-fated affair involving an MPD sufferer aka The Shape Shifter earlier this year, which has left her inspired but confused.

She is now keenly practising the dissociate identity disorder herself hoping to get certified in Shape Shifting soon.

As a result she is currently studying Foundations of Modern Psychology with Birkbeck University in a selfcognitive bid to better express her own needs and understand the needs of the inner freak and the loveable nutters surrounding it, it's bastard siblings (illegitimis non carborundum!).
It is a large family.

Vee says,'I am going to fucking crack this nut that humanity is!'

As a hard-core South Londoner, she is hoping to use her experience in Abnormal Psychology and Sociology of Crime and Deviance working as a shrink with the cops as soon as she authors her Book of Criminology Applied.

'WhaddaloadaoleBOLLOX!', I hear you say.

Vanillah feels that as a fitness professional she has been messing with people's bodies for long enough, clearly it is now time to muck about with their heads too..
..or maybe just fuck all this for a game of soldiers.
Who knows what the future holds?

Considering the state this website's in, Vee, the webmistress started the Advanced Media Course with Lewisham College.
Check back soon for improvements.

It is obvious by now that Mish Vanillah is a foreigner in this land, which explains the bad English here (not that she's bothered) and the attitude.

The Lounge will feature some more artists from other corners of Insomnia East soon.
They're all loosely related to V.M. through the ties of The Mind Fuck Brotherhood.
We're all Friends.

Vee M. tends to get little hysterical with the Full Moon, hence the heightened activity in the More Filth and Some Other Shit area around that time of the month. Enjoy.

As a firm believer in living parallel lives, Vee easily confuses the off- and online personas, sometimes though their path do cross in Real Life and then some nice things happen, especially during The Android Gatherings North of the River.

V.M. 30/09/04

•AIMS:

Vanillah M. is a bitch on a look out and will be glad to hear from any potential suitors.
To apply for the vacancy you must be capable of displaying certain unspecified behavioural abnormalities characterising ones subjected to the mocking laughter of that old devil called love.

•AMBITIONS:

There is a strong connection between fireworks and orgasm..
Vee says,'Must test this theory, man or no man..'
5th Nov'2004, Battersea Park, by the bonfire. Tick.

•PROJECTS:

Fireworks and Orgasms - The Connection - A study.
Infidelity.
Date One.
He said - She said - This is not a true story.
When the voices come - Bent Timelines
Dirty Natasha - The Woman - The Artist - My Neurotic Friend.
Same old story..

•COMPULSIONS:

Picking pennies off the street.

'You ain't worth a full shilling if you ain't gonna bend over to pick up a penny.', her German Grandpa often said to Vee.

Loo Graffiti - check the best ones here.

•OBSESSIONS:

This should be clear by now..mainly Bollywood dancing, weight lifting, writting filth, defacing friends' and family photos, making up stories, shape shifting and fare evading, sucking on orange flavour Orbit drops 24/7, Loo Graffiti,Turkish Delight (tanQ, AB) and last but not least... Jus D'Orange!

•COMING SOON:

Date One.
What goes through a guy's head?

From a "femacho" perspective?

He/She is probably banging her/him from behind in the dark corner of the bar
(maybe a toilet, for a more romantic setting) as soon as the first drink passed her/his throat,
some-one is banging and some-one is getting banged, never mind the gender,
(does that sound credible?), which is not a bad scenario at all
- you do not look at his/her face and don't have to see him/her again if the service was not up to standard..

Here's what a real sweet feminine character has got to offer on the subject..READ IT NOW