Instrument: Trumpet (His voice agonizes every ear it comes in contact with)
Nickname: Piece-of-crappiness-not-worthy-of his-fork Boy. Ethanagua, Ethonium, ch3ch2oh, the Silent Partner
The worlds' (note the plurality) curse begins (I'm typing of his birthdate): April 11, 1983.
Hair: brown
Eye color: dark red (actually they are "grey like the sea" for all you ladies that never want to have anything to do with him.)
Height: 5'9 and still growin'
Weight: 161.2489765 lbs as an approximation.
Favorite...
Food-chicken tetrazini.
Music type-ska, punk, alternative, jazz, blues, opera.
Bands-Five Iron Frenzy, Dave Matthews Band, Goldfinger, Less than Jake, Aquabats, Blink 182, Reel Big Fish, Three Doors Down, Greenday, The Hippos, Rx Bandits, Fenix TX, MxPx, Third Eye Blind, Chris Botti, Miles Davis, Gil Evans, Luciano Pavarotti, Andrea Bocelli.
Season-Fall
Thing to do on a cheese farm on Mars-Send anonymous "care packages" to NASA.
Color-Blonde or Brunette
Animal-the arctic sea monkey.
Candy bar-Reeses
Sport-hockey and flirting. (He's not very good at either one.)
Formula- DG =DH - TDS** ("D"=greek letter delta)
Non-Literary Quote-"Who has not been amazed to learn that the function y=e^x, like a phoenix rising again from it's own ashes, is it's own derivative." Francois Le Lionnais
Frequently asked questions.
Do you find yourself funny? Not in the least. I'm always 100% serious. Wait, do looks count?
Do you have a dog named Charlie? yes
Do you not have a dog named Charlie? yes
How does that work? don't ask, it's a long story.
Do you have a girl friend? You'll have to wonder ..................alright fine..... ...................................nooooooo(sigh).
Who? What....?
Who do you have a crush on? I won't say because there is the off chance that she'll see this and if she finds out she'll reject me and break my heart and I'll go into depression so I won't be able to play trumpet for the moon monsters anymore.
How long have you played the trumpet? seven years-since 2008.
Do you go to school? yes. I attend the University of Utah.
Where did you go to High School? Hillcrest High School.
"'No' he said. 'I thought about it. I cannot hate them because Karen could not hate them. She said we could never win by hating them.'" Leon Uris, Exodus.
"Did he live his life again in every detail of desire, temptation, and surrender during that supreme moment of complete knowledge? He cried in a whisper at some image, at some vision-he cried out twice , a cry that was no more than a breath: 'the horror, the horror!'" Joseph Conrad, Heart of Darkness.
"There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions." Joseph Heller, Catch-22.
"There are mysteries which men can only guess at, which age by age they may solve only in part. Believe me, we are now on the verge of one." Bram Stoker, Dracula.
"'I am wicked, I see that,' he thought to himself, feeling ashamed a moment later of his angry gesture to Dounia. 'But why are they so fond of me if I don't deserve it? Oh, if only I were left alone and no one loved me and I too had never loved any one! Nothing of all this would have happened.'" Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment.
"I like these quotes." Ethan
More to come.
