**Name: Ryan "The Pancake" Stock
**Instrument: My vocal chords, mutha!
**Date of Birth: June 20, 1983
**Height: 2 foot, 4 inches
**Weight: a whopping 673 pounds!
**Butt: dimply and beautiful
**Sign: Slow Children at Play
**Email Address: ryry_the_magnificent@hotmail.com
**Elephants: 4
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**Music: Ska, punk, funk, emo, indie rock, alternative, classic rock, classical...........Whatever I can sink my teeth into.....
**Food: Pusketti and basically any kind of cookie you can think of. Just as long as it doesn't have poo in it......Otter Pops are good too. They make me smile.
**Candy bar: Kit Kat and Reese's anything
**Bands I like (in no particular order): Five Iron Frenzy, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, the Hippos, the Aquabats, the Ataris, Millencolin, Catch 22, Rx Bandits, Dashboard Confessional, Dave Mathews Band, the Impossibles, Weezer, 311, Goldfinger, Unwritten Law, Pearl Jam, Green Day, Collective Soul, Buck-o-nine, Mxpx, Sublime, Jimi Hendrix, Mustard Plug, U2, the Pietasters, Slick Shoes, Bob Marley, Jimmy Eat World, Steve Miller Band, the Urge, Suicide Machines, Midtown, Further Seems Forever, NoFX, Sum 41, Ten Foot Pole, Foo Fighters, the Descendents, Good Charlotte, Mad Caddies, Blink-182, Eve6, Jeffrie's Fan Club, New Found Glory, Pennywise, Led Zeppelin, Bruce Lee Band, Channel 59, Incubus, Smashing Pumpkins, Save Ferris, Zebrahead, Presidents of the United States of America, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots, Tom Elvis and the Prestleys, Instant Winner, Pitch, Single File, Unlawful Skalars, Pipe Dream, Spitball, Postcards Home, Everything from Nothing, Queen Anne's Revenge, Green Peanuts, Earthbound, Superhero, and last but not least, the Anti-Cherry Bomb Trashcans! Is that enough for ya?
**Color: Bright orange and lime green.
**Animal: Anything of the Primate kingdom. I love monkeys!
**Movies: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 1 and 2, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Meet the Parents, Dumb and Dumber, UHF, Liar Liar, Billy Madison, X-men, Truman Show, Dude where's my car?, Shallow Hal, Army of Darkness, Indiana Jones, Big Daddy, Jurassic Park (all of them), Tommy Boy, and of course, What About Bob?
**Cereal: Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs
**Actor: Jim Carrey, by far!!!
**Drink: I like fruit juices a lot. I mostly like the crazy ones like Guava Passion Fruit blended with some Cranberry Pickle Juice, and especially Grapefruit juice. What can I say. I'm a tad bit fruity!
**Type of Food: Italian
**TV show: Invader Zim, Ren and Stimpy, Spongebob Squarepants, Who's Line is it anyway, Seinfeld, Malcolm in the Middle, Dexters Lab, Powerpuff Girls, Johnny Bravo and Simpsons. Ninja Turtles are rad too.
**Author: Roald Dahl and Dr. Suess.
**Book: Hop on Pop
**Bedtime Story: Shawn Shawn the Leprechaun
Other Useless Information About me
**Where I was born: St. Louis, Missouri, baby!
**Future Plans: inventing the very first edible crayon!
**Special talents: I know how to say the word "banana" in Chinese! It's "Xiang-jiao!" Just don't ask me how to pronounce it. I also make dolphin noises.
**Nicknames: Ry, Ry-boy, Ry Ry, Ry-guy, Johnson, Grape Ape, Feldman K. Atwater, Funkmasta R, Dolphin boy, Skippy, kid, Jambo, Sir Ryan J. Stock esquire III, R-dog, Rhino, the pancake (eventhough most of these aren't really my nicknames and I just made them up...), Chuck, Chuckwagon. Lots of strange names.
**Things I love: My friends, my family, my doggie, afros, dreadlocks, music, improv comedy, girls, cool bands, singing, things that belong in "the almighty treasure chest of genius", road trips, cartoons, and most of all, YOU!!!
**Worst feeling in the World: When your friends backstab you and you find out about it and you confront them and they lie about it.
**Best Feeling in the World: When the girl you like likes you back.
**Creamy or Chunky Peanut Butter: Chunky all the way, baby!
**Do I have a girlfriend: Yes. The most beautiful Miss Kim Newlin! She's the most wonderfulest thing to ever grace this earth, so BE NICE TO HER!!
**Cool Things that have Happened Lately: I got to meet Reese Roper!
**Inny or Outie: Lets see.......yeah, my bellybutton is an outie.
**Do you have a dog named Charlie: Nope.
**Do you not have a dog named Charlie: uhhh.......I guess.
**Am I in any other Bands: Yeah, "Skippy and the Peanut Butters" and also "Rhymes With Orange!!"
**Quotes: I have a lot of quotes that I like. So heres a taste of 4 quotes that I like for you to wade through at your pleasure.
So I says to Lenny, "You want a monkey? Get your own monkey!" -Ryan Jones
"We are all one race. The human race. Just a different smile for a different face." -Rx Bandits
"the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars" -Jack Kerouac; On the Road
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Albert Einstein
"Sometimes Santa Claus gotta get whacked!"
-SNL: Best of Mike Meyers
