1
"You have a demon.. uh..
a girlfriend." ~~ Cordelia to Xander
2
"They want Buffy and I to
have a child." - Angel.
"They're breeding you?" -
Cordelia.
Immortality Sucks
!
1.
“Buffy, this is important.
I needed you here to explain. If you had known Angel was coming back,
you...”
“Are you suggesting I would
have ran ?” Buffy demanded. She turned to Angel. “Did you tell
him to not say anything ?” She didn’t give him the opportunity to
answer. “Get over yourself Angel, because I am. I’ve moved
on. I’m not little Buffy Summers who needs you to look over her.
I’m at college now. I don’t need protecting anymore. If I did,
I don’t want it from you. You left Angel. You left. What
gives you any right to come back and play Kevin Costner ? What gives
you any right to come back ? You think I still love you ? I
don’t. I have a boyfriend."
2.
"What will happen if we refuse
both and walk away?" Angel asked. Buffy was about to start but he
covered her mouth again.
"The Slayer would die shortly.
Within weeks. In the great battle." ~ Oracle
"Great, spoil the ending
why don't you ?" Buffy said.
3
"I would help you Buffy but
you don't need me anymore," Giles said. "I'm expendable."
"Cordy."
"Not likely Buffy.
You always had to be the star. Always the center of your world and
ours. Xander. He always obssessed over you more. Any
reason why i should?"
"Riley...."
"You want my help now Buffy
? You have your blood sucking boyfriend now. You don't need
me. Expendable."
"Bloody right," Giles said
backing him up.
To Gunn, With Love,
or Whatever
1
So this letter will probably
get put in the bin. But if you get this.. write me back. Or
you could tell me face to face to screw off. Whatever you feel good
about. ~~ Cordys letter to Gunn
2
"I really never imagined
this. No one has ever done anything like this for me before.
I mean after that letter i really didn't figure for ever seeing you again."
"I can hardly stay away from
the woman who's saving my life."
"True."
"And i can hardly stay away
from you."
3.
"Cordelia?"
"Mmhhm?"
"You know you got
it going on girl."
Below this line, contains
quotage from the fics found on my darker fanfic page. All rated R
and above. Language, bloodplay and darkness it mandatory.
Slayer To The Dark Side
1
“Did you not think that I
might want a little puppy ?” Buffy said acting hurt.
“You have me to play with.”
~~ Angelus
“And you're way more fun.
You bend ways and do stuff that even Ken dolls can’t.”
2
“Good as bloody new !” Spike
announced. “Tell the Buff when she wakes up thanks,” he said, strolling
out into the garden.
“Spike,” Dru called.
“The sun’s still......” Before she could finish, Spike had ran in
with his head on fire.
“Put it out ! Put it
out !” Spike yelled. He grabbed a bottle of whiskey off the coffee
table and poured half of it on his head. The flames sizzled and extinguished.
He gulped down some more to help the pain. “Bloody hell !”
“That’s why you should look
before leap,” Angelus growled pressing a towel to Buffy’s neck. “Otherwise,
you might end up with bad sunburn.”
“Very witty Angel mate,”
Spike said sarcastically. “Now I’m going to find some weapons to
celebrate my re-found mobility. Want to come Dru ?”
“Re-found ? Celebrate
? You been doing a little reading of the old dictionary while you
were in that chair of yours ?” Angel asked as Drusilla made her way to
the weapons room.
“Well see, now I’m out my
chair,” Spike said stepping forward to where Angel kneeled beside Buffy.
“The big bad is back. So you better watch your mouth.”
Angel stood up with a faked
uninterested look on his face which he usually makes before he mocks somebody.
“Big bad ? Please.
You’re just some blond in a bottle has been demon who’s lost his game and
who’d be a pathetic shell of a loser if Dru dumped ya. Bet even Xander
Harris could kick your ass. The day of William the Bloody has gone,”
Angelus announced to the empty mansion.
3
"Always ready to cut he teeth
of the weaker ones. Hey, if ya bribe me, I might stop and let you
throw a punch,” Angel taunted. He turned round and attended to the
Slayer.
“Yeah, well I’m not the weak
one,” Spike retaliated.
Angel faced him. “What
did you say ?”
“I’m not the one in love
with the Slayer. With soul or without. Whatever way, it makes
me sick. Am I the only one having a problem with you two boning each
other day and night ?"
4
“We’re not picky,” Spike
said. “We’ll take watcher, witch, werewolf, winter ball queen or
wuss.”
“Which one am I ?” Xander
said thinking the names over for a moment. “Hey !”
5
"You would never do this.”
“Wouldn’t I ?” Buffy asked.
“How would you know what I’m like, huh Giles ? You send me out night
after night to die ! You and your council. You don’t give a
damn about the lives lost in the crossfire ! Even though I’m not
dead yet, you still took my life ! You took my life ! Sixteen
years old and I’m told that cause of some fate thing I’ve got to give my
life to fighting vampires and I won’t live past 22 ! Do you and your
council think that’s a easy or fair thing to do ? Huh ? Answer
me !” She screamed at her Watcher. “Is it ? Is it fair ?”
“No,” Giles said quietly.
“It’s not fair.”
“I was planning on growing
up, having a job, having a life and you took that away ! So I stuck
with it. Being the good little slay Buffy. Then I woke
up. Look at Angel. 242 years old. He’s evil. Look
at Spike. ‘Bout 120 years old. He’s evil. Look at Dru.
She’s about 138 years old. She’s evil. Ya noticing a pattern here
? If I’m supposed to be the good guy, how come I’ll die in a few
years time yet they’re a shoo in for the next century ?”
6
"You really are evil.
You're not Buff. And you know what ? This isn't your town.
Once you've killed us, Angel will kill you. He doesn't need you Buffy
to run this town. He'll want it
all for himself." ~ Xander
Buffy kicked his jaw viciously.
"You lie ! Angelus loves me ! We're gonna rule the town together
! Once you're in a permanent state of shutting up, of course.
Hey, we might give you wings, oops, I mean fangs. You'd make a pretty
mean vamp. Once you loose that self righteous little angelic boy
act."
"Angelus doesn't know how
to love. And neither do you."
Over The Edge
1
"Woah, woah. Powers
that be doing what ?" -Buffy.
"The Higher power on the
earth Buffy. They turned back time." - Angel
"Those bastards. I
say we kill it." - Buffy
2
"Define pure." ~ Buffy
"No evil intent in their
Souls." ~ Wesley
"That kind of pure.
So what happens?" ~ Buffy
"They would test you. If
you fail I'm rather afraid you would die." ~Wesley
"Crap. I mean cuz I'm
not totally worthy huh? Every now and then I wanna break some good
guys leg. Like Cordelia's," Buffy gestured.
"Thanks," she said not looking
up from Vogue.
The Return Of Angelus
Part One - I'm A Vampire !
1
"You needed the darkness
Buff." ~ Angelus
"No..." ~ Buffy
"You wanted it Buffy.
You wanted it more than you wanted life. The desire, the longing
for the Soul. Think how he would feel if he was here now. Knowing
you had sex with me instead of him. How could you not know
Buffy?" ~ Angelus
I throw her back onto the
desk.
"Hey, isn't that the same
problem you and Sergant Silly Fuck are having right now ?" ~ Angelus
2.
She shouldn't have because
it didn't matter whether it was Angel or Angelus inside her. She
just needed it. Either way, it would be the same outcome.
Me. Back.
Her worst fear and greatest
fuck. ~~ Angelus commentary
The Return Of Angelus Part
Two-The Slow and Painful..
1
I advance towards him and
he stares at the poker. "Yeah cliche i know but i couldn't help myself.
They're just so fun. They way you hear the flesh sizzle when you..."
i say pressing the poker on his chest. He screams in agony.
"You'll get used to it.. actually you won't." I drag the poker over
his stomach and arms. "That hurt ?" ~~ Angelus
2
She's touched darkness
for the first time. And she loved it. She's got a taste for
it now Riley and she'll come back to me. No matter if I kill you,
Xander, Giles, Hell- her mother. Buffy will come to me. She
hates me with so much passion. And I hate her. She's the Slayer
for fucks sake ! But the passion. And that Riley is what Buffy
and I share. Passion. The passion to love, the passion to hate
and the passion to love the hate which you fear."
The Return Of Angelus
Part Three- Scooby Slayin'
1
You should have been ready.
I mean, fuck
him, you didn't even call. Hey Riley, my exboyfriend
has just turned psycho so watch your back. Poor Riley.
Not even a warning. When you think about it, this is all your fault
really.
2
"Where are the quips now?
The puns? The promises of Buffys-Gonna-Kick-Your-Ass? Because
Xander it's all not true in the end. In the end we have us in a room
and me with the horny intent of slowly torturing you. No ad-breaks
just pure, beautiful torture. And in the end the upside is, you won't
feel a thing. Because you'll be hanging ten with Agent Finn in the
mortuary," i taunt cruelly.
What's that i see?
Tears forming at the corners of his eyes. Realisation that his day
has come. And it's gonna be me, his worst enemy, that brings it.
His mouth curls also like he's gonna burst into tears. Upset, broken.
He puts his head down and his hair flops over his eyes. He brushes
away the tears and tries to look defiantly at me.
But he can't.
~~ Angelus commentary
3
"It seems no one knew that
Angelus was back. Fuck, do i have to put out a memo? Hey what
about a loudspeaker.
All friends of Slutty the Vampire Slayer refrain
from going out or inviting dark haired fuckable men in your homes because
Angelus is back and he's going to kill you." ~Angelus to Xander
The Return Of Angelus Part
Four - Gettin' Closer
1
Grinning with delight I leave
the Giles residence and make my way for a little heart to heart with Joyce.
Heart to heart. Maybe i'll just rip out hers.
2
She thinks I leave.
I don't. I go to the window and watch her from the outside.
Watch her cry herself to
a fitful sleep and then silence.
But I still watch her.
Always watching.
The Return Of Angelus Part
Five A - Final Showdown
1
"..bite me Angelus!
Bite me, suck me, drink me, drain me and leave me to die!" ~ Buffy
2.
"...You're the goody good
guy." ~ Angelus
"Maybe I'm sick and tired
of it! Maybe I shoulda drowned years ago in the Masters Lair.
To save all the hurt and pain you and Angel have caused!" She screams at
him. "I have to live with it. Live with the fact that it's
my fault." ~ Buffy
3.
I told you that we'd kill
each other no matter who's left standing at the end of the battle.
I was wrong. Neither
of us is standing now. ~~ Angelus commentary
The Return Of Angelus Part
Five B - Love and Hate
1
She forgot how to love when
Angel left town. Well I mean she forgot how to love anything
else.
Which is why Dead Finn had such a problem getting through that cold exterior.
She breathes the Soul. Lives for him. The only reason she doesn't
quit is because she believes deep deep deep down they'll have their fucking
day in the sun.
Well I'm just about to put
that sun out completely.
2.
"Go on then Buffy.
Stake me. Stake. Me. Kill me, stake me,
burn me, dust me, collect me up and put me in an ash tray."
~ Angelus to Buffy
