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Just who's in charge here, anyway?
Dateline: November 7, 2000
IT'S SHOW TIME!!


IS THAT IT??
WHAT A COMPLETE AND TOTAL GYP!!!
WAIT!! SOMETHING'S COMING IN THROUGH THE OZONE LAYER!!!
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YES, AL GORE'S EVIL DOUBLE FROM AN ALTERNATE, YET COMPASSIONATELY CONSERVATIVE UNIVERSE IS BACK!
AND THIS TIME, HE'S GOT A SPECIAL ELECTION DAY MESSAGE FOR YOU!
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Dateline: November 7, 2000
A SPECIAL ELECTION DAY MESSAGE FROM VICE PRESIDENT ALBERT GORE JUNIOR’S EVIL DOUBLE FROM AN ALTERNATE, YET COMPASSIONATELY CONSERVATIVE UNIVERSE

My work here is done. I shall not return until the Republicans launch their way totally bogus impeachment investigation, next February 1st.

"SMIRK'S TOAST.

BOOK IT."





WE NEED TO WIN BOTH THE ELECTORAL AND THE POPULAR VOTE!
SEE YOU ON THE BARRICADES!





The Stage Is Set - - All That’s Missing Is You!

Have you called 10 friends to remind them TODAY is the election - -
and asked them to vote for Al Gore and the rest of your state’s Democratic ticket?

Have you volunteered at least 3 hours at your local Democratic headquarters?

Are you keeping an eye out for Right Wing voter intimidation efforts?

But most important of all:
DID YOU VOTE FOR AL YET?


Don't forget to visit "Gore-in-context", your one stop shop for debunking urban legends about Vice President Gore!
Have you volunteered to help get out the vote yet? If not, here's why you should.
Click here for your October Surprise Update!
(Link Updated On 10/14!)
I'm Mad As Hell And I'm Not Going To Take It Any More! (Updated on 10/22 -- We take on CNN!)



The Fine Folks At Occidental Petroleum Remind You That They've Already Sunk A Ton Of Money Into This Election, So If You Must Vote, Vote For Their Guys.
Or Else.


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