A hotline has been established for Florida voters to call with any questions, problems, etc. with the voting in November 7th's election.
The number is 1-800-579-8871.
If you know of anyone in Florida who has encountered any such voting problems, please pass this number along to them as soon as possible.

THE POSSUM COUNTY DAILY FLAPDOODLE
Serving America - One Possum At A Time!

NO!! I WANT THE OLD JOKES!!! NOW!!!!

Just who's in charge here, anyway?
Dateline: November 17, 2000
THE DAILY BREW GOES DARK
(The Homefront/UPI)

I’m sure most of you visited The Daily Brew at one time or another. It was one of my favorite sites, since the format was an extended political discussion by the readers and the host, "Brew". Brew was always interesting and informative and kept a lot of us from loosing our minds in the dark days before November 7th, before we knew that the country wasn’t 150% behind Smirk, before we knew that the GOP spin didn’t control everyone else’s mind.

Brew has thrown in the towel because he can’t have a life, a job and run a website all at the same time. (Boy! I have been there, done that and am still paying the bill.) He urged us all to man the bunkers against the coming Smirk administration, to use Bartcop.com as the central information center, to prepare for the long, ugly night of Smirk’s Coup.

Take care, Brew. Drop by and chat anytime you like.

I'll be here.


I'll be here, because I am not ready to give the White House up to Smirk yet. I spent too many years of my adult life smothered by the Reagan/Bush economic disaster - - trapped in the fast food industry under Reagan and earning $300 a year during Poppy’s lovely little Depression - - to ever go back again. There are too many important things that need to be saved from Smirk’s "stewardship" - - the environment, civil rights, the Supreme Court, Social Security, campaign finance reform - - things I fought for during the campaign, things that didn’t suddenly become acceptable losses because I’m dead tired and sick of hearing how sick America is of hearing about Florida recounts. Hurry up and quit, Al. Hurry up and quit before you win.

The Vice President still has a good chance to win Florida. If you don’t believe that, you have been infected by GOP spin that’s designed to cut Gore off from his strength - - his popular support. The GOP is trying to make you believe that the longer Gore stands his ground against their partisan vote fraud and civil rights abuses, the more respect he will loose in the eyes of the American people and the world. They want you to think that the other Democrats will cave into Bush, that you’re the only one who sees any hope. They want you to think they are in charge and some measly little nobody voter is not going to slow them down for one second.

That’s why they’re running around like crazy in the Florida courts, trying to keep the votes from being counted. Because they still need you. Because they aren’t smart enough or even evil enough to get into the White House without you. Do you feel insignificant enough yet? Do you feel alone enough yet? How about another public opinion poll proving that you really want closure more than you want justice. You’re in the minority, you know. And your minority’s growing smaller every day.

GOP spin is our worst enemy. That’s why I agree with Brew 100% that we have to close ranks and keep each other informed of what’s really going on. Until and unless we come up with an effective way to get right wing windbags like Tim Russert and Cokie Roberts and Don Imus off the air, there will always be that nagging feeling that we are alone out there, that the GOP spin is reality.

Because of this, my choice for sites to huddle around are news sites: Democrats.com and the Bush Watch. The Bush Watch because it’s got everything you ever need to know about Smirk and his evil pack of Poppy retreads, and Democrats.com because it’s a center for activism as well as news. We don’t need to just huddle around our computers, staying informed. We need to make our presence felt every day on Capital Hill, to let the other part of the Government know WE won the popular vote, that WE want campaign finance reform, WE want a liberal Supreme Court, WE want hydrogen powered cars... and WE do NOT want Tom DeLay and his pack of inbred Nazi weasels messing with OUR President, Al Gore.

WE are onto their sick little game. WE will shut them down. WE are the people that this Government is of, by and for. WE are unstoppable.



One of my favorite quotes is by Nelson Mandela
(you remember, the guy Dick Cheney tried to keep in jail).
It's part of Mandela's 1994 Inauguration speech.
I forgot it for awhile on election night,
But I remember it now:

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.

Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us.

We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be?

You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn’t serve the world. There’s nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you.

We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It’s not just in some of us; it’s in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.

As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."



Katherine Harris, Smirk crony. Net worth: approx. $6 million.
Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris still hasn't recused herself! You know what to do:

Phone: 1-850-414-5500

E-Mail: secretary@mail.dos.state.fl.us

Web Site: http://www.dos.state.fl.us/oss/index.html

Don't forget to sign the petition asking Harris to recuse herself.




Can't get to Florida to march with Jesse? Send a lawyer instead!
Contributions are being accepted for the legal battles against the Bush Brothers' Banana Hall Putsch!

Make your personal check payable to "THE GORE/LIEBERMAN RECOUNT COMMITTEE". There is NO LIMIT to how much you can contribute. However, your donation will be reported to the Federal Elections Commission, so be sure to include your occupation and employer (if applicable) on the "note" area of your check.

Send your check to:

ATTN: Recount Committee
c/o the Democratic National Committee
430 S. Capital St. S.E.
Washington, DC
20003


Feeling demoralized because all the GOP attack Chihuahuas are chanting
"the Democrats will give up Florida without a fight"?
Check out Al's War Room.
It makes D-Day look like a Community Theater production!



MONDAY, NOVEMBER 13TH.
THE REVEREND JESSE JACKSON LEADS A RE-VOTE MARCH IN PALM BEACH COUNTY, FLORIDA

Read Reverend Jackson's commentary on the Florida elections!



Hey, Michael Moore! Still think there's no difference between "Gush and Bore"?



GOT A DITTO-MONKEY ON YOUR BACK
WHO THINKS AL SHOULD CONCEDE NOW?
Check out the top 13 myths about the 2000 election.
Sure, it's longer than just saying "It's called Democracy, stupid",
but sometimes you need the big hammer.


Hop on the Banana mail express!
Email the America's favorite Banana Republicans,
the Bush Brothers!

Email Smirk! If you haven’t visited the Governor’s homepage at the Texas State site, you should! It’s full of extremely informative information about the State of Texas, such as the fact that Governor Bush is known as a Compassionate Conservative. There are also extremely informative images of Texas, such as Governor Bush with adorning ethnic children and his adoring non-ethnic wife, Mrs. Texas Governor George W. Bush. It also contains fun, fascinating facts about Capital Punishment!

But best of all - - you can Email Smirk!

I’m sure Governor Bush would love to hear your opinion on a wide range of subjects - - especially about his attempted coup. Volunteer to invade Poland for him! Invite him to speak at your next Bund rally! The possibilities are as endless as the Texas sky.


Email John Ellis Bush (aka JEB)! Unlike that evil carpetbagger, Hillary Clinton, John Ellis Bush is as Florida as they come, invading the state in 1981. Undoubtedly the brains behind the Bush Brothers’ Banana Hall Putsch, redneck wannabe John Ellis has got what it takes to be passed over for the Presidency in favor of his drunken, moronic brother, Smirk. While you Email Jeb, be sure to sing Florida’s official anthem! (The revised lyrics are provided below.)



This is an interactive page! Sing along to the tune of "The Chiquita Banana Song"!




SMIRK’S TRYING TO FIX THE FLORIDA ELECTION
SMIRK’S TRYING TO STEAL
THE BIG COMMANDER-IN-CHEIF HAT
FROM THE PRESIDENT YOU CHOSE
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT SMIRK?

AL'S DAY IN D.C. UPDATE: The People's POTUS Elect did not make public appearance today. But that didn't stop the media from hovering around his house and talking trash about him!
NEW Pro-Democracy protests are being held all across America at 1 p.m., next Saturday, November 18th, to protest Smirk’s fuzzy vote count in Florida and his bogus claim that he won the Presidency already so we don’t need to see if anybody’s civil rights were violated in Florida. Click here for a list of cities and their protest locations.

Write, phone or email your Senators and Congressional Representatives -- tell them how you feel about the Florida election and what you think needs to be done to pick the next President! Especially if they are Republicans, let them know how you feel about Smirk’s claim to the Presidency! Let them know how you feel about the way Jeb runs Florida's elections!

Al’s back in DC, on the job! Email the People’s POTUS Elect and tell him how you feel about his fight against Florida’s vote fraud and civil rights abuses! Get specific! It’s Al!

Why has the fifth column in the fourth estate insisted that Al concede an election that isn’t over - - especially one so obviously rotten with voter fraud? Give those weasels a piece of your mind!





Smirk Links! Visit links both comedic and serious about America's favorite Coke Snortin', Draft Dodgin' Granny Killer for Christ -- D. Dubya Smirk!



Don't forget to visit "Gore-in-context", your one stop shop for debunking urban legends about Vice President Gore!
There are other ways to find this page, but here is the day I lost hope we'd ever beat the Smirks of this world. Thanks to everyone who offered their comfort and support.
Click here for your October Surprise Update!
(Link Updated On 10/14!)
I'm Mad As Hell And I'm Not Going To Take It Any More! (Updated on 10/22 -- We take on CNN!)



The Fine Folks At Occidental Petroleum Remind You That They've Already Sunk A Ton Of Money Into This Election, So If You Must Vote, Vote For Their Guys.
Or Else They'll Steal Florida Right Out From Under The Smart Guy. Not Like There's Anything Fishy About That. Or Illegal. Nope. Nothing.


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