THE POSSUM COUNTY DAILY FLAPDOODLE
Serving America - One Possum At A Time!

NO!! I WANT THE OLD JOKES!!! NOW!!!!

Just who's in charge here, anyway?
Dateline: October 31, 2000
IT'S THE NIGHT POSSUMS EVERYWHERE FEAR -- IT'S THE NIGHT OF FLAPDOODLE-LITE!!
(The Evil Alternate Yet Compassionately Conservative Universe/Reuters)



Yes, fellow Possums, tonight is Flapdoodle Lite!
Not because of that way totally lame, boring old Halloween thing
(been there, done that, still payin' the bill).
No, we are slowing down our news cycle because

I'm at


But, if you have to do the Halloween thing --
click here for the SCARIEST THING EVER!!!!



Hey, Ralph W. NaderBush!!
The rest of America says:
"IT'S THE SUPREME COURT, STUPID!!"





SHOULD RALPH W. NADERBUSH GET A FREE RIDE
FROM THE RAINFOREST ACTION NETWORK?



Call the Rainforest Action Network and ask them
why they aren't publicly hassling Ralph Nader
the same way they are attacking Al Gore!


Rainforest Action Network Media Contacts:
Lauren Sullivan, Rainforest Action Network, cellular: 415-305-7246
or: Atossa Soltani, Amazon Watch, 202-256-9795
Kim Foster, Boston Rainforest Action Group, 617-308-4530

Rainforest Action Group:
221 Pine Street Suite 500
San Francisco, CA 94104 U.S.A
Tel: (415) 398-4404 / rainforest@ran.org / Fax: (415) 398-2732

Amazon Watch:
115 S. Topanga Canyon Blvd. Suite E
Topanga, Ca. USA 90290
Tel (310) 455-0617 / amazon@amazonwatch.org / Fax (310) 455-0619


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Don't forget to visit "Gore-in-context", your one stop shop for debunking urban legends about Vice President Gore!
Have you volunteered to help get out the vote yet? If not, here's why you should.
Click here for your October Surprise Update!
(Link Updated On 10/14!)
I'm Mad As Hell And I'm Not Going To Take It Any More! (Updated on 10/22 -- We take on CNN!)



The Fine Folks At Occidental Petroleum Remind You That They've Already Sunk A Ton Of Money Into This Election, So If You Must Vote, Vote For Their Guys.
Or Else.


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We at the Daily Flapdoodle don’t know if this is legitimate or not, but if it is,
it restores our faith in Republicans.