THE POSSUM COUNTY DAILY FLAPDOODLE
Serving America - One Possum At A Time!

NO!! I WANT THE OLD JOKES!!! NOW!!!!

Just who's in charge here, anyway?

Dateline: September 20, 2000
COMPLETE COVERAGE OF THE MEN'S FREESTYLE COUP D'ETAT COMPETITION

Final Score:
Whitewater Investigation Results
DEMOCRACY
1
$60 MILLION DOLLAR PARTISAN WITCHHUNTING BOONDOGGLE
0




The Fine Folks At Fox and Halliburton Remind You That They've Already Sunk A Ton Of Money Into This Election, So If You Must Vote, Vote For Their Guy.
Or Else.




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