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| Ms. Rabbit asks why Deer doesn't include Turtle in the golf games anymore. Deer says,"Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else?" "Of course I wouldn't," replies Ms. Rabbit. "Well", says Deer, "Neither does Turtle." |
| Turtle: Hey Deer that was pretty good drumming. Can I ask you a question? Deer: uhh.. yeah. Turtle: What is the difference beween a drummer and a vaccum cleaner? Deer: gee.. I don't know. What? Turtle: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks. |
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| Boy: Look the Deer can surf. Dad: That's not a deer, that's a reindeer. Boy: Oh.. Daddy I want to be a reindeer when I grow up Dad: A reindeer?!? Boy: Yeah, I want to be a reindeer. but... Dad: But what? Boy: I don't look good in speedos |
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| Mr. Deer says: "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me". Mrs. Deer replied: "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!" |
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| Mr. Deer says: "Yeah, so I went to the bar and saw a fine chick." Turtle: "That Bar right over there. Mr. Deer says:"Yeah that one and she was the best kisser also." Turtle: "Yeah and maybe when you guys play hockey again your adam's apple can be the goalie. |
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| Frog: Why did the driver pit stop ten times duing the race Deer: Don't know..... Frog: because he was asking for directions. hahahaha. I got more. How do you know that the world isn't coming to an end. Deer: Don't care. Frog: Because the world is round. hahahhahaha. Deer: Shot me now, please. |
| Don't ask me where I came up with this one but just kick back and laugh your butt off. |
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| Do not worry, there were no Deers died during the making of this page. Only two Deers injuried during this, however, both can walk again!!! Anyways, rememeber that this is not copyrighted by me. |
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| This is a story of a dumb person. We will call him, let's see Alfonso, no dumber, Johnny, no dumber, Riah, Dumber, Omar, well let's just call him Joe. Joe never keeps his promises. Once Joe promised his girl friend a romantic day at the Hot Hill. But he never took her. He just took her to the Alco. Well this is what happen. He was driving one day and he was suppose to pick up his friend at the police station. he even forgot to wear underwear. So he was driving to the Mall and a cow was in the middle of the road. He hit it and died. There is a morale to the story. Keep your promises that you do. Or you you will die by hitting a cow in the middle of Everlast Highway. |
| I really have to respect Riah for those touching stories that he writes on his website. Riah actully can write way better than i thought. The only problem I have with the site is that it cusses way to much. But maybe that is just me. Go to his website to read his stories and visit his website. And also there is also some other small sites like Omar's site and Terrorizers site. But there okay, I guess. |
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| JoeCartoon.com is a funny site that I anyways go to and I recommed you guys go to this website. There is also Shock Wave.com that has a lot of funny stuff. So have fun and click one of these websites. Joecartoon ShockWave.com |
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| Internet the new era the of Ice Age. This New Era has captured tons and tons of kids and Childern and hooked them up to a screen that is much similar to a TV but NOT. Internet has opened up a whole new spawn of fans and it |
| might not be what you think. If you look at the picture to the left you can see that we are in trouble. I don't know what they do or go on. But By the Look of this picture this BAD.....Real....BAD. |
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