jokes1

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's sex
drive.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance", says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."
"No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it
and come back in a week to let me know how you got on."
A week later Mrs Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went.
"Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor."
"What happened?" asks the doctor.
"Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his morning coffee.
The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept everything off the table, at the
same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on
the tabletop. It was terrible!"
"What was terrible?" said the doctor, "Was the sex not good?"
"Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show
my face in McDonald's again!"

Joke 2
There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they had sex the
husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out
of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of having sex, she
turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a cucumber.
She gets completely upset. "You impotent so an so, she screamed at him, "how could
you be lying to me all of these years. You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says, calmly, "I'll explain the cucumber
if you can explain our three kids."

The finish line

Imagine how completely frustrating and confusing it would be to run a race in which there was no clearly defined finish line. How would you know which direction to run? How would you keep from wasting your efforts? How would you find the drive and motivation to go forward, if you didn't even know where forward was?

With no finish line, not only would you not know where you were going, you'd also have no way of knowing how to get there. To run the race, you must know where the finish line is and you must follow a course that will get you to that point.

The same is true for any accomplishment. It's crucial to know exactly where you are going and to determine the precise course of action which will get you there. A vaguely conceived finish line can never be crossed.

Do your efforts today have a clearly defined finish line? Are your efforts moving you along the course which will reach that goal? Or are you just running around in circles? The only way you can win the race is by knowing exactly where to run.