| SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE MEGA TOURNAMENT | |||||||||
| FAMOUS QUOTES | |||||||||
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| Bragging, Battle Cries, and Trash-Talking "To the windoooooooooow, through the wall!" -J.T. and/or Eric "I'm better than you! I beat James tons of times!" -Corey "Yeah you little yellow fucker, Dr. Mario kicks Roy's ass!" -Gil "Roy! Roy! Royroyroyroyroyroyroyroyroyroyroyroyroyroyroyroyroy!" -J.T. "I'm going to eat your firstborn child." -Eric "Oh yeah... with this guy, I'm gonna kick your ass. I rule with this guy." -James "I am the KING. I will beat you down." -Matt "Don't make me sic Eric on you." -J.T. "Come on, Eric... let me prove that I'm better than you once and for all." -Steve *shrugs* "Alright. If that's how you want it..." -Bill "Alright, it's game time. I'm gonna RAPE you this time, you punk." -Rob "Pill. Pill. Pill. Pill." etc... -Gil "20X6!!! I 20X6-ed you good!" -J.T. *jumps to his feet and runs around the room, flexing and spinning in circles* "RRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!" -J.T. "Correct me if I'm wrong but are you asking for a challeeeeeeenge!" -Just about anybody Taunting and Death Threats "Oh you... I'm going to hunt you down and kill you." -Eric "RAAAAAAAAAARGH! THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES! WHAT NOW?!" -J.T. "Oh! You got pwned! I pwned you!" -Matt *BOOM* "Hah! Got ya!" *turns to J.T.* "See? I'm good." -Corey "COREYYOULITTLEPIECEOFSHITIMGOINGTOKILLYOU!" -J.T. *covering mouth* "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!" -Eric "Aaaaand... boom! Hah!" -Rob "Hah! See, I'm smacking your ass all over the place. Dr. Mario rules!" -Gil "J.T.! Would you stop screaming?!" -Corey "You're good, but you're not there yet." -Herb When things aren't going so well... *BOOM* "Aw, man... you got lucky." -Corey "Oh maaaaan!" -Steve "Ah... ah! AAAAAAHHHH!!!" -J.T. "AHH, Bill! I thought I was your friend!" -Gil *pounds couch* "Damn! I hate being double-teamed!" -Steve "Um... can I steal another life?" -Corey "What the hell was THAT?!" -Gil "Can we play Kareoke now?" -Ryan "When are we playing DDR?" -Corey "So are we playing Soul Calibur or what?" -Matt "Alright, I'll get you for tha- what, I'm out?" -J.T. "Whoa, WHAT WAS THAT?!" -Matt "Hold on, you can REFLECT that?!" -Corey "Ah, shit! Fuck you, bastard!" *punches whoever's closest* -Rob "Ah, man... well, it's ok. I suck anyway." -James "HOW DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?!?" -J.T. "Trouble..." -J.T. "NO! I HATE that fucking counter move!" -Steve "I WANT A REMATCH!" -J.T. or Corey "Well, I beat you every OTHER time, so it's ok." -Corey "Hey, I almost beat Eric that one time!" -Corey Random Humor "AHHHH-HA-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!" -J.T. "Uh, Matt? I think you'll want your camera out for this." -Steve "Corey... you're so funny." -Gil "Oh, jeez. You guys know nothing." -Bill "Is there ANYTHING you guys can beat me in?" -Eric "I would do a handstand, but I'd put my foot through the ceiling..." -Bill *thud* "Ah.... there's a beam of wood there!" -Steve One: "There IS a simple solution for this..." Both: "Throw it in the closet!" -J.T. and Eric "You're not that bad... I lost to a twelve year old..." -Stef "I want you James. Now." "Oh, so that's why you left Devin..." -J.T. and Eric, respectively "J.T., I worship you as a DDR god." -James "Yo! Those are MY Wheat Thins, bitch!" -J.T. "What do you say, Eric... me and you?" *long silence* -Corey |
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