SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE MEGA TOURNAMENT
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Bragging, Battle Cries, and Trash-Talking
"To the windoooooooooow, through the wall!"
-J.T. and/or Eric

"I'm better than you!  I beat James tons of times!"
-Corey

"Yeah you little yellow fucker, Dr. Mario kicks Roy's ass!"
-Gil

"Roy!  Roy!  Royroyroyroyroyroyroyroyroyroyroyroyroyroyroyroyroy!"
-J.T.

"I'm going to eat your firstborn child."
-Eric

"Oh yeah... with this guy, I'm gonna kick your ass.  I rule with this guy."
-James

"I am the KING.  I will beat you down."
-Matt

"Don't make me sic Eric on you."
-J.T.

"Come on, Eric... let me prove that I'm better than you once and for all."
-Steve

*shrugs* "Alright.  If that's how you want it..."
-Bill

"Alright, it's game time.  I'm gonna RAPE you this time, you punk."
-Rob

"Pill.  Pill.  Pill.  Pill." etc...
-Gil

"20X6!!!  I 20X6-ed you good!"
-J.T.

*jumps to his feet and runs around the room, flexing and spinning in circles* "RRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!"
-J.T.

"Correct me if I'm wrong but are you asking for a challeeeeeeenge!"
-Just about anybody

Taunting and Death Threats
"Oh you... I'm going to hunt you down and kill you."
-Eric

"RAAAAAAAAAARGH!  THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES!  WHAT NOW?!"
-J.T.

"Oh!  You got pwned!  I pwned you!"
-Matt

*BOOM* "Hah!  Got ya!" *turns to J.T.* "See?  I'm good."
-Corey

"COREYYOULITTLEPIECEOFSHITIMGOINGTOKILLYOU!"
-J.T.

*covering mouth* "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!"
-Eric

"Aaaaand... boom!  Hah!"
-Rob

"Hah!  See, I'm smacking your ass all over the place.  Dr. Mario rules!"
-Gil

"J.T.!  Would you stop screaming?!"
-Corey

"You're good, but you're not there yet."
-Herb

When things aren't going so well...
*BOOM* "Aw, man... you got lucky."
-Corey

"Oh maaaaan!"
-Steve

"Ah... ah!  AAAAAAHHHH!!!"
-J.T.

"AHH, Bill!  I thought I was your friend!"
-Gil

*pounds couch* "Damn!  I hate being double-teamed!"
-Steve

"Um... can I steal another life?"
-Corey

"What the hell was THAT?!"
-Gil

"Can we play Kareoke now?"
-Ryan

"When are we playing DDR?"
-Corey

"So are we playing Soul Calibur or what?"
-Matt

"Alright, I'll get you for tha- what, I'm out?"
-J.T.

"Whoa, WHAT WAS THAT?!"
-Matt

"Hold on, you can REFLECT that?!"
-Corey

"Ah, shit!  Fuck you, bastard!" *punches whoever's closest*
-Rob

"Ah, man... well, it's ok.  I suck anyway."
-James

"HOW DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?!?"
-J.T.

"Trouble..."
-J.T.

"NO!  I HATE that fucking counter move!"
-Steve

"I WANT A REMATCH!"
-J.T. or Corey

"Well, I beat you every OTHER time, so it's ok."
-Corey

"Hey, I almost beat Eric that one time!"
-Corey

Random Humor
"AHHHH-HA-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!"
-J.T.

"Uh, Matt?  I think you'll want your camera out for this."
-Steve

"Corey... you're so funny."
-Gil

"Oh, jeez.  You guys know nothing."
-Bill

"Is there ANYTHING you guys can beat me in?"
-Eric

"I would do a handstand, but I'd put my foot through the ceiling..."
-Bill

*thud* "Ah.... there's a beam of wood there!"
-Steve

One: "There IS a simple solution for this..." Both: "Throw it in the closet!"
-J.T. and Eric

"You're not that bad... I lost to a twelve year old..."
-Stef

"I want you James.  Now."  "Oh, so that's why you left Devin..."
-J.T. and Eric, respectively

"J.T., I worship you as a DDR god."
-James

"Yo!  Those are MY Wheat Thins, bitch!"
-J.T.

"What do you say, Eric... me and you?" *long silence*
-Corey