1. Flies are:
a) Delicious.
b) Insects.
c) Weapons of Mass Destruction in disguise.
d) All of the above.

2. Eating flies is:
a) Something we all should do more often.
b) Disgusting.
c) A valid cultural choice.
d) Something my dad does all the time.

3. Would you rather:
a) Marry Michael Jackson,
b) Have Adolf Hitler as a baby,
c) Eat flies all day long, or
d) Live in Andrew Johns' armpit for a week.

4. Do you eat flies?
a) Yes, doesn't everyone?
b) Yes, my naturopath makes me.
c) Yes, they are Healthy and Delicious - the perfect combination!
d) No. Just because I put them in my mouth and chew on them and swallow them all day long doesn't mean that I eat them.
e) Yes, and I have maggots for desert.

5. How many flies do you eat per day?
a) 2?
b) 10?
c) 20?
d) More?

6. What is your favourite fly to eat?
a) Giant Brazilian Bog-eating fly?
b) The Lesser-African Tsetse fly?
c) The Amazonian Bloodsucker?
d) Odiferous Smelloxious Nausatious, or the Common Dung Fly?
e) All of the above?

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